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You Filled Me Good 😫💦

After the party ended, Dandy stumbled into his livingroom, drunk as fuck, room spinning. He briefly picked up his phone after a ping rang through it.
Sprout, accidentally messaging the group chat instead of privately...:

"Yo, I'm gooning to Sam's ashes vro 😫💦 wanna see my dick? 😏
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"Fuck nah bro,... 'm not gay...." Dandy mumbled before tossing his phone down. Speaking of gay- where the fuck is-

"H-eyyyh... Dan- hic dyyy....." 😏

Dandy whipped his head around and was met with the sexiest, boner inducing sight of the century. 🥺

Astro. His sexy ass moon boyfriend.

Ohhh but he was so much more than sexy right now. Astro, even though he's swaying and drunk off his ass too, is standing there in a see-through, shimmering flowing robe. His eyeliner and eyeshadow smudged, one earring gone... sure.... but his slender, snatched waist was on full show and ughhh...

Dandy was boutta snatch that booty. 🤑
Vro's jaw hit the floor, drooling like an infant at the sight of his bf.

"YOOOO ASTRO'S MOONS ARE OUT"

"C-come anndddmmppphh.... get hic it.." Astro basically inviting Dandy to fuck his ass good.

Dandy wasted NO time, slamming Astro to the wall and kissing the bastard, tongues curling and exploring each other's mouths. I mean- all they could taste was Jack Daniel's but anyway-
Dandy is half down Astro's throat, tongue fucking him in a way? When Astro grips Dandy's stocky body and slams him over the table, knocking glasses and Dandy's bong to the floor, before tearing his overalls off. He's desperate for that pollen. 😈

Astro doesn't even give Dandy time to adjust before his dick rams up Dandy's arse like a battering ram, and the flower is vibrating. 🤑🤑

"OHHHH ASTROOOO UGHH FILL MEEEE" Dandy moans like a girl in a high pitched feminine voice.

Astro does just that.

He projectile blasts his cum up the flower's ass at 197.57 km/h making Dandy's ass cheeks clap in the process.

"Ohhh you stuffed me real good princess..... now it's your turn~" 😏

Astro only has time to gasp before Dandy spins him around, tears his moons apart and starts clapping him violently. Cum shoots out his dick like a super soaker 9000, filling up Astro to the brim.

"OHH YES DADDY POLLINATE ME"

Also Dandy recorded it on his samsung fridge and the video gets that popular its turned into a movie AND ITS A BESTSELLER!

Dandy also sends the video to Vee while Astro sleeps on his chest, just to make her jealous.

"PICK UP THE PHONE DANDY NOW"
"ASTRO WAS MINE HOW COULD HE DO THIS"
"I FUCKING HATE YOU SM YOU VILE FLOWER"
"BLUD THOUGHT HE WAS SMART BUT NOW MANS MAD PISSED YEAH IMMA JUMP YO BITCH ASS IN UR ENDS TMRW SLEEP WITH BOTH EYES OPEN BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GO KY-"

Blocked.
I think she's mad but idk

Anyways.

The next day Dandy's hitting the bong when a whiny voice comes in.

"Dandyyyyyyyy..... my tummy hurts.." 😖

"Oh starlight come here"

Dandy rubs his moons belly, its all swollen and hot and visibly aching when....

BAM

"OWWWW" 😖💔

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT"

"D-dandyyy... its.... yours"

..........

"i beg your finest fuck?" 😃

"Its-.... yours...."

😀

Dandy put his hand on the swell of Astro's belly and sure enough... another kick.

"YOUR CARRYING?"

"Mhmmm..."

......

"Y-yes.... starlight..?"

"I- I think I'm going into labour...."

.......

"Astro"

"Yes my dear~?"

"We literally fucked last night. Your a guy. You have a dick. A big one at that. How the fuck is this possible."

"Babbeeeeee...... my belly hurttsss... and I think its gonna bur-STT AHH"

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH FUCK OH FUCK"

"AWHHHGGGHHHH" 😫😫😫

Out comes the spawn of the devil.

"9 months in my womb making me suffer, and he looks like his stupid dad."

.... WAAAAA
WAAAA
WA
WAAAAAA

"OMG WHAT IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE A PIG."

"mm... definitely yours then..."

"Astro.
I'm going to fucking kill you now"

Ohhh yes pleaseeee~~~ 😫

Idk how to finish this off I haven't slept properly in over 48 hours it is now after midnight peace xx 🫶