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Jaune Arc (Spectre): So... what's your plan for the meantime?

???: Aren't you dead?

Another version of Jaune with a black and yellow leather jacket asked.

(I'm still working on a decent Jaune and Ghost Rider fusion picture on an ai app

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(I'm still working on a decent Jaune and Ghost Rider fusion picture on an ai app. If someone could make a really good one, ask me for my discord username.)

That... is me. Jaune Arc, more commonly referred to as Jaune Rider, or Jaunney Blaze... cause I'm The Ghost Rider. And before you bitch at me and call me cringey, I'm like... 95% sure Spectre is based off of Doctor Strange.

Spectre: Only like... temporarily. Assuming the plan works.

Jaunney Blaze: Look I know I only asked for a cameo but... can a brother get his own story?

Spectre: Maybe, maybe not.

Jaunney: Eh good enough. Would it be cringey if I did a whole backstory explaining myself?

Spectre: Your origin is literally just the first Nick Cage Ghost Rider Film, you'll be fine without explaining it.

Jauney: Alright Alright. Lets get our guests. Oh and by the way I've only seen the first three volumes of the original timeline of our universe so feel free to correct me on anything I get incorrect.

Spectre: I mean your not really missing out... RWBY fell off after Volume 3 anyway.

(So true. Seriously. RWBY died after Monty died. I'm tired of pretending RWBY Volumes 4-9 have any redeeming qualities.)

Jauney snaps his fingers as the main cast from RWBY Volumes 1-3 appear.

Ruby: Another Multiverse thing?

Jauney: Yes. You'll be swapping between theaters. You see, there are many versions of Jaune like Spectre and I. All varying with creativity. Spectre is obviously an A-list variant showcasing a great many stories with depth and emotion... I suck at showcasing and have to rely on comedy and one-offs, making me a lower C-list variant.

Ironwood: You remind me of Slayer but without his armor.

Jauney: Well we both did go to hell.

Pyrrha: There are more Jaune variants that end up in hell?

Jauney: Unfortunately yes, however the main ones always manage to kick ass and take names such as me, Slayer, Jaune Dante, and Jaune Spawn. Oh by the way, I'm introducing a side cast that I think I prefer over my own universe.

Jauney snaps his fingers as a group of different colored soldiers in armor resembling Jaune 117 fell.

???: AHHHH!

???: OW!

???: Get off me fatass!

Jauney: Welcome! Legendary Reds and Blues! Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, Lopez, Tex, Carolina, Washington, Church, Tucker, Caboose, Sister, and others.

Washington: Where are we?

For the sake of time constraints and lazy writing, Jaunney snapped his fingers as everyone was immediately informed.

Lopez (Spanish Speaking): Wow... your world really sucks.

Sun: Uhhh, what did he just say?

Jaunny: He says your world really sucks.

Lopez (Spanish): Wait, you speak Spanish?

Jaunny (Spanish): You bet I do!

Lopez (Spanish): FINALLY! I don't have to deal with these idiots anymore!

Weiss: Wait so why does the brown one speak a different language than everyone else?

Jaunny: Because dipshit over there didn't firmly plant his feet before properly programming him.

Sarge: Hey! That was an accident!

Jaunny: And yet you made the same mistake with Dos.0.

Simmons: He has a point sir.

Sarge grumbled.

Jaunney: Everyone take your seats, lets get this show on the road.

Jaunney browsed through the many archives, pulling out an old vhs tape as he smirks.

This first universe has something to do with... meat bicycles.

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