Call Them WEIRD, But I Love 'EM!

Authors Note

Authors Note: [And yes, it is a very very very LONG authors note!] 

Hello Fellow Wattpadders, [Yes, I made up the word, 'Wattpadders' Sadly it is not in the dictionary...Boo!] 

First, of all I know what you're thinking, is this is a book? [Yes it is as you've just randomly clicked on this.]

Answer to that is: Yes it indeed is a book, However there is no set plot and it is non-fiction everything I am to one-shot is true. Well, aspects will be true of course but I will state when one isn't true. It is mostly memories and tributes to the friends I currently have or 'will have' or 'will hopefully still have in the future'. [Unless you did just clicked on this randomly.] 

In my tributes and memories, I will not use the actual aquaintance's name just in case I embarrass or have one of you fellow Wattpadders stalk them. [Just kidding... Perhaps...] Instead, I will use their nicknames, mind you they each have millions of nicknames. 

It will have some weird, disturbing, happy, hilarious, depressing moments... [Yes, I plan to make you feel happy then sad, then sad then happy. To make you laugh and cry or to cry and laugh. You get the idea...But if I fail to do so... At least I tried!]

So, in the next few chapters you'll get an idea of what each of my friends are like..

[I'll begin by introducing the first best friend I had in highschool]

UPCOMING - The Nerdy, Spongebob fanatic: 'Tree' [Yes, her real name is a real type of tree... but it's not Willow, it's got more of a Rowan Tree sorta jingle to it... Heh, just gave her real name away...]