Most events in this story is not canon to the AIBOverse and should not be taken literally.
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*The abandoned park*
*Inside the Gazebo*
Kaoru: *leans in towards Izumi*
Izumi: *leans towards Kaoru*
*Loud crash*
Neiki: AAAAH!!!
Izumi: AAAA WHAT WAS THAT! *pushes Kaoru*
Monkey: OOH AAAH OOH AAH!!
Solène: AAAAA WHY IS THERE A MONKEY!
Kaoru: *gets up before he falls off the hill* Did I just hear a monkey!?
Izumi: *goes to check*
Neiki: Oh the afterlife is so.. strange.. *passes out*
Solène: The afterlife is so normal...
Monkey: *jumps on Solène's back* OOH AAH!!
Solène: GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Izumi: *yanks the monkey off* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH THIS MONKEY?!
Solène: I DON'T KNOW! THE AFTERLIFE MONKEY?
Kaoru: *slides down there* Is that person okay?!
Solène: *slaps Neiki's face* WAKE UP ALREADY!
Natsume: *opens her eyes* H-huh?! W-where am I...
Solène: THE AFTERLIFE.
Natsume: *jumps up* THE AFTERLIFE?! WHY AM I HERE?! *sees Kaoru and Izumi* KYAAAH ARE THEY THE ANGELS OF DEATH?!
Izumi: What are these two talking about...
Kaoru: Maybe they're high..
Natsume: *starts crying* WAAA I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET!
Monkey: *yanks Solène's camera* OOH OOH AAH! *runs up to the Gazebo*
Solène: HEY THAT'S MINE YOU STUPID MONKEY! *runs after it*
Natsume: SOLÈNE-SAN DON'T LEAVE ME!!! *runs after her*
Solène: *starts climbing up the Gazebo* owww... why do I feel pain... is this not the afterlife after all..
Izumi: *points at the monkey and the other two* YES IT ISN'T! IT'S REAL LIFE YOU DRUGGIES!
Solène: *gets down with the monkey and throws it at Natsume*
Natsume: *catches the monkey* Ehhh why are you wearing a cat hat?!?!
Izumi: What are you guys doing here for??
Solène: To kill ourselves, what do you think uggo??
Natsume: I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS!
Solène: You're 11! What you say doesn't matter!
Izumi: HUH? 11?
Kaoru: THAT'S A FULL GROWN ADULT!
Izumi: Druggies are something else...
Solène: Hey! Stop calling her that! She's a loser NOT a druggie!
Izumi: That's something a druggie would say!
Monkey: *looks at everyone* *starts screaming hysterically*
Kaoru: Maybe we should go talk somewhere else...
Natsume: It's okay monkey-sama! *hugging it*
*Record store*
Louis: BELLA COME HERE RIGHT NOW!
Izana: Yesssss?? *walks up to the cash register nonchalantly*
Louis: Did you take money from the register again!?
Izana: Noooooo!! *guilty face*
Izumi: *opens the door* DAD! BELLA!
Louis: Yes, Izac?
Izumi: I FOUND TWO DRUGGIES WITH A BABY MONKEY!
Louis: *grabs Kaoru and Izumi* WHAT?! WHY DID YOU BRING THEM HERE?!
Monkey: *jumps onto Louis*
Louis: AAAAAH! *grabs the monkey* Why is this monkey dressed like a baby?!
Natsume: *hiding behind Solène*
Solène: *looks around the record store* *sees the calendar* French: WHAT?! WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
Izana: The year 2008 duh?
Natsume: *stares at Solène* A-AAAAAAAAAA- *passes out onto the floor*
Louis: WHAT? IS HE OKAY?
Solène: She's fine. And are you SURE it's 2008 and not 2033 or even 2034?!
Izana: Yeah.... what are you? like from the future or what...?
Solène: *looks through her coat pockets* FUCK I FORGOT MY PHONE! *crouches down and looks through Natsume's pockets* *grabs it*
Louis: Shouldn't we do something about him...
Solène: I SAID SHE'S FINE OLD MAN! *opens the phone* LOOK! IT'S 24 DECEMBER 2033!
Izumi: This is the middle of summer...
Izana: And it's 2008!
Saki: I didn't- *sees Natsume on the floor* AAAAAAA A DEAD PERSON!
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Neiki: Urgh... *opens her eyes* Shut up! *gets up* *visibly annoyed*
Saki: *runs near Izana* What is going on!
Izana: Izumi brought home two druggies and a baby monkey!
Haru: Now why would they do that...
Neiki: *looks at Louis* *blinks rapidly* OHMYGOD IS THAT LOUIS DECUIR! *grabs Solène* SOL IT'S LOUIS DECUIR AAAH!!! I'M GONNA ASCEND!
Izana: AAAA A CRAZY FAN. *pushes Neiki out from the store* *locks it*
Solène: Idiot.. ANYWAYS. I'M NOT CRAZY! Look at her phone! *shoves it into Louis's face*
Neiki: AAAA LET ME IN!
Louis: *pulls the shutters down* What are you trying to show me???
Solène: THAT IT'S THE YEAR 2033!
Kaoru: What type of phone are you holding?
Solène: A phone dumbass.
Kaoru: May I look at it?
Solène: *shoves it into Kaoru's face*
Kaoru: *takes it away* *opens Yoogle* What... *clicks on a tab about Inaba Lukas* Huh..
Solène: Do you believe me now??
Kaoru: *keeps the phone down* Now I know that this may sound a bit unorthodox but.. I think those two are actually from the future..
Izumi: What the hell... how's that possible!?
Saki: Wait.. Maybe- Just maybe, they died in their timeline and the universe had an empty void in it and KABOOM, they were accidentally transported to OUR universe but 25 years in the past?!
Haru: Is this from one of your yaois that you read again...
Saki: NO you idiot! It's a yuri!
Louis: Can you kids go home and do this... you're going to disturb the customers...
*The Miwa residence*
Solène: *hits Neiki on the head* You're so fucking annoying!
Neiki: *passed out on the floor*
Kaoru: So we need to figure out a method to bring Solène-kun and Neiki or Natsume-kun to their time!
Izumi: They should do what they were doing before they got here!
Kaoru: *takes out a few pieces of paper* So, Solène-kun.. What were you doing before you apparently committed suicide?
Solène: uhh I don't know? talking about dying..?
Izana: Jesus christ.. You two are morbid...
Narumi: *walks in* Hey- WHY IS THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE?
Izumi: Hey!!! That's Solène-kun and his pal monkey and we don't care about the other guy. They're from the future!
Narumi: The future?? that sounds stupid..
Solène: SHUT- *looks at Narumi's uniform* HEY! YOU'RE FROM YONOBARI?!
Narumi: Yeah? what about it huh?
Solène: SO ARE WE!
Narumi: Oh.. that's nice..
Saki: *thinking* (strange... in the yuri... they were also from the same school as the new cast..)
Monkey: *grabs a crayon* OOH OOH AAH! *writes something on paper*
Izumi: What is that monkey writing? *looks at it*
Kaoru: A-Y-A-N-O?? Ayano? Is that your name?
Ayano: *jumps around*
Saki: I HAVE AN IDEA GUYS! *jumps up on the table* SO *yaps about the plan*
*Yonobari Academy*
Saki: Come this way guys! *leading the way*
Solène: *carrying Neiki* God you're heavy!
Lukas: *running through the fields*
Izana: LUKAS! LUKAS!!!
Lukas: IZANAAA (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) *runs towards them*
Neiki: *wakes up* Ow... LET GO OF ME YOU BITCH! *bites Solène's face*
Solène: OWW *drops Neiki*
Neiki: *catches herself before she falls* Urgh who is this ugly yellow creature?! *squinting*
Lukas: *notices Neiki's shirt* Why are you wearing a shirt with my face on it...
Neiki: HUH?! YOUR FACE? DON'T YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF INABA LUKAS YOU SHITTY BITCH BOY! I'LL BEAT YOU UP!
Izana: Bro... He is Inaba Lukas... what are you so mad about...
Saki: GUYS! DON'T FIGHT RIGHT NOW! WE STILL HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM IN OUR HANDS! They're still in the past!
Haru: What are you still doing here for stupid ponytail America!
Lukas: EXCUSE YOU! ┻┻︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵┻┻ SONI SLAPPED REIJO'S BUTT! IN FRONT OF ME!
Solène: Soni?? that sounds like our stupid teachers name..
Neiki: That fatty? Oh my god I wonder if he's here!
Solène: Damn HES THAT OLD?
Neiki: Yeah, remember he said he was a student here in the 2000s! I wonder if he was a fatty as a teenager too.
Solène: BROOO HE COULD BE.
Lukas: HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT, YOU COW?! *tries to jump on Neiki*
Solène: WOAH STOP RIGHT THERE! *accidentally takes a picture*
Lukas: OWW!! MY EYES!! *falls onto the grass*
Neiki: I'M NOT A COW YOU TWIG!
Solène: *looks at her camera* EW WHAT IS THIS OLD MAN DOING ON MY SCREEN?!
Neiki: What are you talking about?
Saki: WHAT! WHAT IS IT! TELL ME!
Solène: *shows it to Saki*
Neiki: *looks at the camera* WAIT A MINUTE! *yanks the camera* THAT'S LUKAS-SAMA!
Solène: HUH THAT STUPID OLD MAN?
Neiki: HE'S NOT STUPID!
Saki: GUYS TAKE A PICTURE OF US TOGETHER!
Solène: I don't want to.. *yanks the camera*
Saki: PLEASEEEEE!
Neiki: Just do it.. The troll might stop talking if you do..
Solène: Urgh... whatever we could..
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Saki: Everyone! Please gather around! You too Lukas!
Kaoru: *gets into place with the others*
Solène: *shoves Neiki in the crowd* *takes the picture*
Saki: LET US SEE!
Solène: *crouches down and shows it*
Izumi: Where'd those two go..
Kaoru: Maybe they're not in the photograph because their suicide attempt was successful?
Neiki: YOOO WE DID IT! *high fives Solène*
Solène: YAY!!!
Ray but slightly taller: Lukas! Lukas!! *running to the group*
Lukas: HMPH ( • ᴖ • ｡)
Ray but slightly taller: Baby... Don't be mad at me... It was just team bonding! *holds Lukas's ponytail*
Neiki: WHAT IS THAT HIM?
Solène: NO! THAT CAN'T BE HIM AAAAAAAAH!!!
*24 December 2033*
*Hill under the Gazebo*
Neiki: (I hope you can forgive dada...)
*August 25 2008*
*Aiba Villa*
*Saki's room*
Ray: SAKI!! SAKI!!! WAKE UP!!
Saki: AAAAA NEIKIII!
Lucas: Who the hell is Neiki?! ಠωಠ
Izana: NOBODY ASKED YOU TO TALK!
Saki: *looks at the tv* LOUIS-SAN!! Why aren't you at the record store!
Izana: What record store? huh?? did you have a dream Saki?
Saki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
YOU ARE READING
A Distant Memory
HumorAfter a suicide attempt, two down on luck teenagers wake up in the past. They find themselves in an unfamiliar gazebo and encounter two highschoolers from the school they used to go to.
