Master Wu's Oneshots and Snippets

Maturity

A/N: So I'm conjoining @PandaGirl314159 and @YourLocalBookworm4's requests since they're basically the same thing. Enjoy!

I am Nya Smith, Master of Water, former Samurai X, Yang of the Lightning Ninja, younger sister of the Master of Fire, etc.

However, there's one thing that separates me from the rest of the ninja. 

I'm a girl. A mature, teenage girl, that is, to give you an idea of what I'm going to talk about. So please refrain from reading if you feel uncomfortable.

Yes, my period.

It first started when I was 13, and Kai was fruitlessly attempting to learn how to forge weapons to carry on our parents' blacksmith business. For money, of course. We had a minuscule amount, just enough to buy the essentials. Blacksmithing wouldn't have been a first choice for either of us. Yes, we could've set up a lemonade stand, but that wouldn't have helped much.

I had gone to the bathroom, and I'm not proud, but I screamed when I first saw it. What was this doing there? I hadn't been injured in the lower parts recently, so there was no need for me to be bleeding. 

Long story short, Kai came over the moment I shrieked, and snickered at my bewildered expression. "You haven't hurt yourself, idiot."

"Then what the hell is going on with me?"

"Well," he scratched his brown hair. "I don't know how to explain it, but when girls hit puberty, this thing called menstruation happens, where you bleed every month. I'll get you pads and all. It's basically like a practice route for pregnancy."

I blinked. "So, if I get raped now, I have a chance of getting knocked up."

"You don't have to put like that!"

Anyways, he did get me pads, but since he didn't want to invade my privacy, I had to search up how to put them on. I found out about menstruation - without my mother, may I add - and all the other lovely gifts that come along with puberty, and I had to deal with Kai's voice going bath-duck-squeaky to animated-dragon's-voice-deep other times. Years passed, blah blah blah, we joined the Ninja, I became a ninja, all that good stuff.

It's really funny to see the rest of the ninja just frittering around like headless chickens when I get my period. First of all, I get really cranky. Like really cranky. Cole doesn't touch my chocolate cake if he wants to keep his legs to do the Triple Tiger Sashay. Jay gives me all of his stuffed toys (no comment on how many there are), but that still doesn't make me happy. It hurts a lot, okay? I get as many chocolates as humanly possible and a hot water bag to put on my stomach to ease the pain. And Lloyd... I don't even know what he does. He just locks himself in his room to avoid all the ensuing chaos. He definitely doesn't want to deal with girls in any way. Or maybe he just doesn't want me to steal all his sweets.

 After the storm is over, I apologise to everyone for being so... Yeah. They all know why I act like this. Maybe Lloyd doesn't because he grew up so fast, but the others do.

All Kai wants is for Jay not to do the special dance with me.

Does Jay listen to Kai? Yes. To get me.

But do I listen to Kai?

No.

A/N: Yes, I wrote this in like half an hour, that's why it looks like that. Half funny, half informational. Informative. Whatever. I've been watching too much Nassie.

GUDbYE