"So what's your last name anyway l? Is it something snotty like Wilson Esquire the fourth?" Hitoshi was tinkering again, this time in the final specs of the prototype phone, talking to Izuku
Izuku laughed. "Definitely not. Midoriya, Izuku midoriya." He said and he was pacing again.
"Okay, Bond" Hitoshi teased playfully. "It has a nice ring to it".
Izuku just hummed. "Katsuki has set me up on another blind date" He groaned, flopping on the bed.
"Damn katsuki" Hitoshi grumbled. "Maybe this one won't be stupid?"
"Doubt it, they're all dumb" Izuku said with a pout. "None of them can follow what I'm even talking about half the time" He whined.
"Then they aren't worth you time. Anyways to get katsuki to stop?" Hitoshi asked.
Izuku shrugged before he realized Hitoshi couldn't see him. "Probably not" He said, sighing again. "I'll have to get ready soon" He added. "Maybe if I go in sweats he will leave first" Izuku mused.
"Go for the Cheeto stained ones" Hitoshi laughed.
"I have ones that are so stained and worn out that they're got holes all over the place. They'll be perfect" He said before letting out a laugh.
"Brilliant!" Hitoshi snickered.
Izuku sighed. "I'm awful, haven't even met this person and I'm already trying to escape" The truth is the last couple of days since he's been talking to Hitoshi he's been comparing them to the other man and let's just face it, they never measure up.
"Well it's not like they've had good predecessor" Hitoshi chuckled.
Izuku sighed again "You're telling me!" He squeaked out, flailing his other arm as if the man could see him.
"I just wish katsuki would quit, I don't NEED someone" He added, rolling his eyes.
"Tell him that" Hitoshi suggested.
Izuku sighed again. "I'm not good at saying no... and he just looks so heartbroken if I tell him I don't want to... so I just tough it out" He said. "He thinks I'm lonely" He huffed, rolling his eyes.
"He sounds like a pain in the ass" Hitoshi mused.
"He's trying to help..." Izuku offered, picking invisible lint off his comforter.
"Even the best of friends can be a pain in the ass. Doesn't mean they also awesome."
"He's making me not want a relationship at all" Izuku groaned.
"Don't let him ruin it for you" Hitoshi said.
"I could get a few cats and call it a life" Izuku jokes with a laugh.
"Too much shedding" Hitoshi laughed.
"You're right, maybe some spiders. That'd be pretty cool. I like spiders"
"My skin just crawled" Hitoshi shudderd.
Izuku snorted out a laugh. "Don't be a baby" He teased. "They're cute" He added.
"Spiders freaks me out" Hitoshi whined playfully.
Izuku laughed. "Such a baby"
"Shush you" Hitoshi pouted.
"I'm even worse at shutting up than I am at saying no" He joked, laughing at his adorable Hitoshi sounded.
"That's ok" Hitoshi laughed. " I'm sure we can find a way"
Izuku snorted out a laugh. "Yeah, the red button does wonders" Hitoshi let out a delighted laugh.
Izuku grinned, he loved making Hitoshi laugh. "I have another test tomorrow" He pouted.
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Oops wrong number
RomanceIzuku really shouldn't have been tinkering with his phone without the right tools because when he went to message katsuki someone entirely different responded. This other person was very interested in his tech babble. Who was this hitoshi guy anyway...
