Do I get girls? No
Do I got game? Can't
Why not? Because let me introduce to you to my friend, the protagonist, who's essentially a chick-magnet.
I know crazy right, but trust me I can pull not when this dude is the pole to the girls south or to the...
???: "Impressive, a shame, my grandaughter doesn't even know a lick on how to cook. She even messed up on boiling an egg one time."
Granddaughter? Ok maybe some experience is an understatement, probably a lot of experience.
Fauster: "That bad huh? I can somewhat understand, they can't even cook simple rice."
???: "You have a granddaughter too? but you are quite young..."
Fauster: "Funny, Granny...No it's just someone I found with no hope in anything culinarily related."
???: "Hmm...even so I'm sure you are there to help them?"
Fauster: "What makes you think that I helped them?"
???: "I haven't live 60 years on this planet for nothing child, and the eyes speaks a lot for a person character."
Fauster: "Then mine must be dead."
???: "Huhu...don't be so dramatic child, no ones likes a downer."
Fauster: "Too bad, I'm the upper."
A small chuckle escape from her mouth, her hand covered her mouth, shakingly trying not to let out a breathe of air escape.
???: "Huhu~ Those kind of jokes, it takes me back."
A small melancholic tone appeared at the end of her sentence.
???: "What's your name child?"
Fauster: "It's Fauster."
???: "Fauster...Fauster...A fine name for a lad like you."
She pulled her cart back out of the aisle towards to another one.
???:
"Call me Ms.Luna or Granny Luna if you prefer~"
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She even posed cutely after her introduction so I did the one thing I'm great at; Nothing.
Fauster: "..."
Luna: "..."
Fauster: "..."
Luna: "..."
With no word spoken and my dead expression, coupled with the invading presence of awkwardness filled the air, causes her face to turn red.
Fauster: "I'm...just gonna go now..."
I only got a nod as a respond, and stroll with my trolley to the cashier to checkout.
What a weird lady, hope I don't meet her again.
Paying for my stuff and getting my change, it's not anything too interesting from the norm. When I'm older, I'll also work, pay, sleep then let the cycle repeat.