'Let's just solve this problem' - Impossible.. (i guess)

It started with stupid peas

As you all know, Akutagawa and Atsushi 'don't get along well'. And by 'they don't get along well' I mean that this is a MASSACRE.

 At first, no one was interested in it, come on, there are adults who won't argue like children... yeah tottaly they won't...

The members of the ADA lived in this innocent belief until one day, at a gala dinner of both organizations (ADA and Port Mafia), Akutagawa tried to shoot Atsushi with peas, and accidentally hit Chūya. Well, as you can probably guess, Chūya didn't take it well. He got very (threw a chair, lol) and ordered that this problem should be solved. Yeah, when I say 'this problem' I mean the eternal disputes between Akutagawa and Atsushi. Sounds like a tottal disaster, huh?

And this it how it all started.

"Dazai, wake up!" - Kuniida's loud voice filled Dazai's bedroom

"What is it?"- Dazai growled, clearly disconsolate that he had to get up so early "what do you want, Kunikida?"

"Don't tell me you've forgotten, you walking bunch of bandages!" - said Kunikida, irritated, shifting from foot to foot "It is today that we are getting down to resolving the conflict!"

"What conflict?" - Dazai asked confused, also not very happy about the nickname, Kunikida called him

Kunikida rolls his eyes, annoyed at Dazai's ignorance in a given situation. ""Well, today we were supposed to meet in the conference room to reconcile Akutagawa and Atsushi!"

"Ahhhh right, i forgot" Dazai says rubbing his back. "And why are we trying too? It's no our problem, they're not a little kids, they can handle some teasing from each other"

Kunikida says even more annoyed "remember when Chūya got hit by peas at dinner?"

Dazai laughts "lmao i renember, it was HILARIOUS!"

"No it wasn't you bandaged bastard. Not only did he damage his nerves (and probably the chair xd) but he also threw the chair across half of the room!  don't think those types of things happens at port mafia usually, this wasn't normal"

Dazai laughts again, definitively amused by the memory of Chūya throwing a chair  across half of the room "his face then, lmaooooo" 

Kunikida sights annoyed "yeah, yeah you King of Laid-Back Land" he rolls his eyes "let's go to the conference room, we can't be late"

Dazai sights and stands up "fine fine, i won't be that pain in ass for the agency"

Kunikida rolls his eyes and they starts walk to the Conference room. The room was huge and it was really beautiful there. The walls were white with fragments of gold decoration, and elegant small candlesticks hung from the ceiling. On the walls hung a lot of photos of the best members of the mafia port, framed in nice gold frames. In a few places there were even tiny sculptures and decorative vessels, looking a little old, but still very beautiful. 

Members of the ADA and Port Mafia were already sitting in chairs at a large long table covered with an elegant white tablecloth. They lifted their heads as the Dazai and Kunikida walked in

"Sorry, we're late!" said Kunikida and bowed slightly in apology

As they sit in their sits , the meeting was finnaly able to start

"So..." Mori began. Ōgai Mori, was the Mafia Boss, the head of the rest of the organization. "hm... yeah , I think we all know why we came here, hm?" he says, and glances slightly in Chūya's direction, who is still applying the ice pack to his cheek.

awkward silence

"Uh so, guys" Atsushi suddenly speaks up "Let's get it done as soon as we can"

Chuuya was sat next to Mori with his chin on his hand, his cheek red and puffy from where the pea had hit him and a permanent scrowl etched on his face. He was glaring at the people accross the table who were sitting across from them, one in particular catching his eye. Chuuya was currently staring at Dazai with a dark gaze

"Yeah let's just get this over with." Chuuya grumbled, rolling his eyes

Dazai felt the gaze of Chuuya's glare and he gave him a knowing smile with a smirk. Dazai knew that Chuuya was pissed at him for finding the whole situation funny when it happened, but he clearly didn't care. Dazai put his legs up onto the table and crossed his arms, still staring at Chuuya.

Chuuya clenched his jaw when Dazai put his feet up, this was his way of taunting him, Chuuya knew, and it pissed him off. Chuuya leaned forward and slammed his hands on the table.

"You really are a pain in the ass, you know that, Dazai?"

 he practically growled. Chuuya's temper was on edge and Dazai was only pushing him further

especially considering that Dazai's breathing alone pisses Chuya off due to his temper (lol)

Mori sighed in irritation

"Alr, please don't prolong it, let's get started. We don't need you two bickering like an old married couple"

Chuuya's eye twitched, the 'married couple' comment clearly getting on his nerves. Chuuya opened his mouth to say something snarky but shut it when he felt a sharp jab in his side. He looked over at Mori who was giving him a warning glance that said 'don't'. Chuuya huffed and settled back into his seat with a slight grumble

Dazai couldn't help but smirk at Chuuya's reaction to Mori's comment. He could practically see the veins popping out on Chuuya's forehead. He raised his eyebrows. 

"Yeah Chuuya, you should probably watch your temper, it's not very attractive, hehe"

Chuuya rolled his eyes at Dazai's comment. 

"Don't tell me what to do, you bandaged freak"

Kunikida cleared his throat, drawing everyone's attention.

 "Alright, let's focus, shall we? We're here for a reason today"

Chuuya grumbled something under his breath but reluctantly complied, keeping his gaze directed at the table. Dazai smiled mischievously, clearly enjoying getting under Chuuya's skin.

Mori spoke up, "Alright, I think we all know a general overview of how this got started, correct?"

Dazai nodded in agreement, still grinning. 

"Yep, all started with a little pea" 

he said with a smirk. Chuuya gritted his teeth, clearly irritated that Dazai was continuing to find the situation amusing

Mori suppressed a sigh, 

"Yes, yes, and as we all know, it ended with a chair" - he said, glancing at Chūya who was still holding the ice pack to his cheek

Chuuya gave Mori a disapproving look, annoyed that his moment of anger was still being talked about. Dazai took note of the look and chuckled, he really enjoyed seeing Chuuya so worked up over this

Chūya's expression soured when the focus turned back to Akutagawa and Atsushi. He didn't like the idea of playing counselor for those two. Dazai, on the other hand, seemed quite pleased with the situation. He leaned back in his chair, interlocking his fingers behind his head.

"So, how do we plan on getting those two to stop fighting? It's not like we can force them to get along" - Dazai said ,a smirk on his face.

Kunikida sighed, he could already tell this was going to be a tedious task. 

"Well, we have to figure out why they're always at each other's throats in the first place"

Mori nodded in agreement. 

"Yes, perhaps if we understand the root of the problem we can find a way to solve it"

Chuuya crossed his arms over his chest. 

"Good luck with that. They're both incredibly stubborn and refuse to admit any fault. It's like trying to herd cats"