sml oneshots !! [ reqs closed for a bit ^^ ]

- I don't even TALK to him ! (Brooklyn x Chef Pee Pee)-

A / N : Hiya everyone !! this oneshot was requested by @Toxin_Ate_Soren , it consists of Brookyln x Chef PP fluff !! so enjoy ! and I hope you do 2 toxin >v<

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5:30pm , The Kitchen, the unexpected!

Chef PP'S POV (HAI CHEF PEEPEE !!)

I was washing dishes in the kitchen, being disgusted by how everyone treats their dishes, it sickens me! anyways, whilst I was washing, I heard our doorbell ring, I heard it loud and clear - but didn't go to answer it since I was washing these god damn dishes,,, after about 5 minutes I was finally done! I took my gloves off and wiped the sweat of my forehead, clearly being exhausted - then, I hear a loud voice echoing through the front door, "hey can somebody open the door? it's getting cold out here,,," I THINK that's how it went, nobody opened the door for this random man!? I groaned before taking steps to the front door.

I eventually got there and looked through the peephole we had, It took me a few blinks to realize who it was, oh... It was Brooklyn Guy, or Brooklyn I honestly don't know, but I just sighed and twisted the door handle we had to open the door, "Can some! - OH OH EEEEKKK !!!!" he screamed like a little girl, the fuck? "uh, hello!? whatchu want??" I started the conversation angrily, "oh - hiya chef pee pee !!" he waved, "okay so, I was at home with my wife, right? and she started yapping about this show that has to do with romance and angsty shit like that right? and I told her - " He pointed to himself mid convo, "- that I was going to the store to grab some bee - I - I mean, groceries because secretly, I wanted to c'mere and hangout on the red couch, you know what I mean??" this doofus randomly started throwing gang signs at me...?

"oh, how sad, well I'm not going to be on the red couch, if you wanna go - go ahead" I left the front door wide open as I turned around and walked back to the kitchen, "woah woah woah wait!" Brooklyn catched up to me, what did he want? I turned around to stop him in his tracks, making a "what do you want?" face, "I'm kinda hungry, and you're a chef! so you could,,,, potentially make me some food,,,, perhaps,,???" he said his reason whilst speaking in a lower tone, "well, I'm kinda losing motivation to cook, and I'm in the mood to doing somethin'... ugh fine, but I SWEAR. If you make a huge mess I will grab a nearby butcher knife and slit your throat til the insides come gushing out you hear me boy!!??" I replied back whilst pulling his collar towards me, "oooo do that again daddy - I mean what?" he responded back, "what?" I said back, leaving an awkward silence between us.

"ugh - for goodness sakes just follow me to the kitchen you weirdo!" I shook my head as I led the way, he followed me all the way back to the hell hole - I mean kitchen, we finally arrived as Brooklyn just gazed around the interior, looking surprised and baffled, "woahh this is well done - how much he pay you, huh?" he nudged my shoulder playfully, "ugh don't do that! and who? my boss? he didn't pay me anything, he NEVER pays me anything... I just had the sudden moment to clean, extremely to the point my hands broke that's all" I replied sarcastically as I pushed his shoulder away from mine "oh, well that's sad -you should start demanding money from him, what does he even do!?" He threw up his hands in shockness, "... just lays back on his fatass on his fat bed and watches TV like the lazy piece of shit he is..." I fidgeted with my fingers in worry, "SEE THIS - oh my days he's a bum! a total boomer!! BOO! well I know we are old too but you know what I mean" He rubbed his shoulder in embarrassment.

I chuckled at his statement without even realizing it, after I was done I noticed he was in awe, "woahh,,, chef pee pee has anyone told you - your laugh is adorable?" He put his arms besides his torso, "huh? what the fuck? ADORABLE!?" I made a grossed face, being TOTALLY turned off by his statement, "nononononono! I DIDN'T mean it in a GAY way!! like - in a nice way! or maybe not,,," he said out loud being becoming quieter, "oh my god just shut up !! whatchu want too eat?" I leaned my arm on the tiled counter, waiting for his response, "uhhh,,,, how about a omelette? yeah an omelette!" a comically imaginary light bulb appeared above his head , "... seriously? an omelette? at 5:00?" I scrunched up my face in dissapointment.

"Heya - atleast I didn't choose something hard like - a blue t bone steak!" He sputtered, I choked on my own laughter, I don't even know why I was laughing - that sentence was so damn fucking ridiculous but I still laughed at it either way!! "okay white boy that was PRETTY funny, not gonna lie" . I know I said I didn't know why I laughed but I had some honesty in me, "soo,,, omelette..? sweet chocolate?" He said, flirting in the most racial way ever, "hehe ya sure- huh?" ... "huh?" We both said huh after one another, "yeah yeah whatever brooks I'll make you a omelette -" I was paused, "hold up! brooks?" He stared at me, I contorted a confused face before realizing I gave him a nickname, I don't even talk to him and yet I gave him a nickname! what the fuck...?

"Oh shit my bad - I just uh,,, I uhh,, ehmmm - " I stuttered, fumbling up my sentences, "it's okay bro! we all good right?" He completed my sentence somehow, coming closer towards me and patting my shoulder, I flushed immediately and turned my head sideways, avoiding eye contact, "what's wrong peepers? nervous much?" He teased me, "YOU'RE LITERALLY MARRIED!!" I raised my hands up to my hands, facing them frontwards, "and do NOT give me that nickname" I pointed my index at his face, whilst my other hand was still in position, but secretly, I liked the nickname.

"to be honest, I'm thinking about getting a divorce with her, she ain't the right one for me, but chu are!!" he said while wrapping his arms around me, confirming a big ass hug, at first I was mad and fumbled, but I have never received a hug in ages, last time I hugged someone was probably Junior back in 2014! ONLY because he did it first and I felt gulity, I soon became warmer, and warmer, then I embraced the hug, "mhm, your very cold by the way, brooks" I restarted the conversation by mentioning his nickname I gave him, "yeah yeah whatever peeps!" He mentioned my nickname, then we both just giggled as I began making the omelette for a sweet man.

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sigherz,,,,, welp, I did it !! request done ^_^ hope it was readable and didnt make you vomit sigh (im kidding, I hope y'all and toxin loved it !!11!!)

request requested (ik wahaha) by @Toxin_Ate_Soren (I know I mentioned them already but double the thought!! ) fanfic by me!! atarashiisml >_<

characters blah blah belong 2 yap a yap SML / logan himself wahahah

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