So I went to k-mart today...
Me: I'm bored, must find da toys!
10 seconds later...
Me: finds toys! Must find da squishy things! (I like da squishy things)
Me: finds da squishys, but where are my squishys!!!
Me: throws da squishys all over da floor.
*yells in anger* WHERE ARE MAH SQUISHYS!!! 😤
Me: IMA COUNT TO 5 AND ALL YALL SQUISHYS BETTER SHOW YA SHELVES!
*5 seconds later...
Me: ok so you wanna play that game huh! Well to can play!
*old lady awkwardly walks by and stares*
* I awkwardly stare back*
* it's now a stare down between me and granny!
me: Ima beat you old lady!
Old lady: over my dead body!
Me: pokes old lady
Old lady: *falls over dead*
Me: HA I WIN!!!
