A girl was crying bitterly
Mom- What happen sweetie?
Girl- Mom do i look like a wicked witch?
Mom- No!
Girl- do I have eyes as big as toads?
Mom- No!
Girl- Is my nose flat?
Mom- No baby!
Girl- am I fat like a bull dog?
Mom- you have a fine physique, you are a Barbie doll!
Girl- then why do people keep saying i look like my mom?