1. You cant wash your eyes with soap
2. You cant count your hair
3. You cant breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number 3
6. When you did number 3 you realized it is possible, only you look like a dog.
7. Your smiling right now because you were fooled
8. You skipped number 5
9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5
