Me: Dad I got suspended....
Dad: Why?
Me: A kid in class said " Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me! "
Dad: And...
Me: I threw a dictionary at his face...
YOU ARE READING
Cry laughing
Humormom:bye honey im leaving me:okay mom:do your chores me:okay mom:and no friends over me:ok mom:slam me:"grabs phones"
