Me: ~Picks up phone~
911: Please hold
Me: ~looks at robber~
Me: can you hold the stabbing for a second?
Robber: oh yeah sure....
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Humormom:bye honey im leaving me:okay mom:do your chores me:okay mom:and no friends over me:ok mom:slam me:"grabs phones"
