Helluva Boss (OC and Genderbend Insert)

S1 E3: Spring Broken

Blitzø: "*walks over to Moxxie* That wasn't a question."

Moxxie: "That wasn't a plan."

Blitzø: "*puts a hand around Moxxie* I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs."

Moxxie: "A what now?"

Blitzø: "I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you *begins poking Moxxie in the chest* talentless baby dicked troll?!"

Moxxie: "*climbs onto table in anger* Well, why don't you *points at Blitzø* take an art class?"

Blitzø: "*grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair* Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!"

Loona: "Hey, is there a way me and Sati can come with you guys this time?"

Blitzø: "Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"

Blitzø, Aurora, Moxxie, Millie, Satinka and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.

Satinka: "Well, we can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let us tag along."

Blitzø: "Wait, say that again."

Loona: "We can... blend in...?"

Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzø that she and Satinka can disguise themselves.

Millie: "Do you two have a human disguise?"

Aurora: "I mean, of course they do. Loona told me that once before."

Satinka: "It's kinda an obvious thing like, duh."

Loona: "Don't you?"

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side. That's when Aurora realizes that they don't use disguises and facepalms herself in disappointment.

Loona: "You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!"

Blitzø: "Okay, new plan!"

Blitzø quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona and Satinka surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

Blitzø: "Loonie and Sati can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"

Millie: "Flawless logic."

Aurora: "I think you're missing the biggest issue, Blitzø. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!"

Blitzø: "I got that covered, Trix."

Later, Blitzø puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzø walks to Moxxie and Aurora.

Blitzø: "Now... we wait."

Moxxie: "Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!"

Moxxie, Aurora and Blitzø look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzø strolls toward the other demons.

Blitzø: "Now, who's first?"

The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzø, Aurora, Moxxie, Millie, Sati and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.