Helluva Boss (OC and Genderbend Insert)

S1 E3: Spring Broken

Moxxie races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.

Moxxie: "*stuttering and shaken* I... I gotta go lie down... now."

Aurora: "*helps Moxxie by supporting him up* Here, let me help you to a nearby sofa in the office."

Blitzø: "Oh, this won't STAND!"

Blitzø kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.

Blitzø: "ALRIGHT, CU*bleep* THAT'S IT! *stomps toward Verosika* If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'... challenge! *to himself* Fuck, I said that twice."

Kiki: "Mmmm... Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?"

Verosika: "*chuckles* I think he is! *leans in toward Blitzo* What's the game then, Blitz-o?"

Blitzø: "Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."

The succubi laugh. Blitzø glares in determination. They stop laughing.

Verosika: "Oh, you're serious?"

She leans in close to Blitzø's face, speaking in a low whisper.

Verosika: "Game on... bitch."

Later at I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzø stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.

Blitzø: "Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients."

The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzø, Aurora, Satinka, Loona, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

Blitzø: "We portal up."

Blitzø drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.

Blitzø: "We have our fun murder time as per usual."

The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns.

Blitzø: "We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe."

The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".

Blitzø: "We push said canoe into some water."

Blitzø drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

Blitzø: "We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!"

Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.

Blitzø: "They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..."

The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.

Blitzø: "We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face..."

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

Blitzø: "Do you have... any questions? *throws pointer stick through a window*"

Moxxie: "Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?"