S1 E3: Spring Broken

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The scene cuts to Loona, Moxxie, Satinka, Aurora and Blitzø stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.

Loona: "Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!"

Blitzø smiles at her with shining eyes.

Blitzø: "Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~"

Loona: "*narrows her eyes and scowls* Shut UP, da-"

Blitzø looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzø as "dad" and shoves him aside.

Loona: "Urgh! Blitzø!"

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzø before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.

Loona: "Oof! Oh. Woah..."

Vortex glances down at Loona. Blitzø smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzø then moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.

Blitzø: "Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?"

Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.

Vortex: "She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one."

Aurora: "I'm guessing it's because it's cheaper?"

Vortex: "Yep."

Blitzø: "Oh, COME ON!"

Vortex: "*scoffs* Sorry, man. *walks away*"

Blitzø: "*mutters* Oh, no you don't, bitch."

Moxxie: "Sir... how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as 'pop genre' music, so her status to me is name recognition alone..."

Blitzø tunes Moxxie out with a glare.

Moxxie: "In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-"

Satinka: "Moxxie, just shut your lips, and just go."

Moxxie: "*heads over to Verosika's office* Alrighty, then."

Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.

Moxxie: "Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-"

Coco: "*points to Moxxie* Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!"

Moxxie: "Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I-"

Josh: "Want a kissy, little guy?"

Moxxie: "A kind offer, but... I'm married."

The gang of demons surround Moxxie.

Verosika: "Hey... why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick... boss?"

The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him.

Moxxie: "*screams* Don't touch that!"

Blitzø races and presses his hands against the window.

Blitzø: "Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!"

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