Helluva Boss (OC and Genderbend Insert)

S1 E3: Spring Broken

Blitzø: "A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!"

Verosika: "*removes her sunglasses* Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run..."

Blitzø/Verosika: "...run three rings to Wrath and max your/MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"

Blitzø: "Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!"

Verosika: "Choke on a sandpaper cock."

Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van as Satinka watches in shock.

Blitzø: "*follows Verosika* HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna..."

A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzø and growls.

Hellhound: "You'll what?"

Blitzø: "*glances around and stutters in fear* Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"

After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzø and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.

Verosika: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well."

Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzø off.

Verosika: "*looking back* Ta-ta, fuck stain."

Blitzø: "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that."

Satinka: "*kicks van door open and steps out* You know Verosika Mayday?!"

Blitzø: "Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated."

Millie: "Was it before or after she became a pop star?"

Moxxie: "*opens the van door and steps out* You dated a pop star?!"

Aurora: "I'm sorry, but why are you all acting like that's such a shock for you guys?"

Loona: "Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday? You've never heard of her before?"

Aurora: "Not really...?"

Satinka: "It's her being with him before so weird?"

Millie: "And it's Blitzø?"

Moxxie: "I just... *scratches his head* Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?"

Blitzø: "Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."

Moxxie: "You do that all the time, sir!"

Millie: "Come on, you kinda do that."

Aurora: "I mean, you sorta do."

Satinka: "Eh, 50/50 that you still do, sir."

Loona: "You totally do that."

Millie: "*grins mischievously, eyelids lowering* What was sex with her like?"

Moxxie: "*taken aback* Millie!"

Millie: "Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."

Moxxie: "*about to scold Millie but changes his mind* ...Touché."

Blitzø: "Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck. *tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side* Okay, Loonie, Sati, Trix, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit."