POTIONS SCRIPT ONESHOTS

IF THERE WAS NO SCRIPT IN A HORROR MOVIE (Potions edition)

Monster scary drawing scene

Jasper: Hello Ethan.

Ethan: Dude what is it?

Jasper shows Ethan his drawing of a monster.

Ethan- WTF IF THIS??

Jasper- That's my friend. He wants to see us. He's right behind you....

Ethan grabs his gun and shoots behind him. He accidently kills a cat.

Kendall- CUT!

Kendall- Ethan, why do you always have a gun?

Ethan- To protect myself from Jasper and other idiots!

Kendall- YOU JUST KILLED A RANDOM CAT!

take 2

Jasper: Hello Ethan.

Ethan: Dude what is it?

Jasper shows Ethan his drawing of a monster.

Ethan- WTF IF THIS??

Jasper- That's my friend. He wants to see us. Do you know who he is?

Ethan- No?

Jasper- YOU

Kendall- CUT!

Take 3

Jasper: Hello Ethan.

Ethan: Dude what is it?

Jasper shows Ethan his drawing of a monster.

Ethan- WTF IF THIS??

Jasper- That's my friend. He wants to see us.

Ethan- Okay invite them over.

Jasper- Are you sure?

Ethan- BRO JUST BRING THEM OVER.

An actual monster teleports behind them.

Slenderman- You wanted to see me?

Jasper- Yeah! Come and have lunch with us!

Kendall- (scared) why don't we cut?

Mansion exploration scene

Take 1

Jasper and Rose are exploring a haunted mansion.

Rose- This place is... scary.

Jasper- Don't worry love. I'll hold on to you forever.

Rose- WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT?

Rose punches Jasper.

Kendall- CUT! Jasper, quit flirting and follow the script!

Take 2

Jasper and Rose are exploring a haunted mansion.

Rose- This place is... scary.

Jasper- We'd better stick together then.

Rose- Yeah... We should. Wait... JASPER ARE YOU SCARED?

Jasper- WHAT- I would never get scared of a simple ghost! I would just- You know what, I really am scared.

Rose- You don't have to hide it, you know.

They are touching hands without either of them noticing.

Jasper- So.... Since there is a 100% chance of dying here, I'd like to tell you something.

Rose- Yeah?

Jasper- I... I... I

Jasper kisses Rose.

Jasper: You know, I thought facing ghosts would be the scariest part of tonight... but it was actually kissing you.

Suddenly, Ethan (as the monster) comes between the two.

Ethan- JASPER WTF ARE YOU DOING?

Kendall- CUT!

Kendall- (thinking) Both Jasper and Rose were improvising. But.... I think what they were saying is real.

Jasper and Rose are still in the haunted mansion, having just had their moment interrupted by Ethan.

Ethan- (pointing dramatically) I'm the monster here! You two should be scared of me!

Jasper- (rolling his eyes) Dude, we were kind of having a moment.

Rose- (blushing) Yeah, could you not ruin it, please?

Kendall steps in, arms crossed, clearly annoyed.

Kendall- CUT! Ethan, you're supposed to scare them, not be a third wheel!

Take 4

Jasper and Rose are now in the mansion's kitchen, searching for supplies.

Rose- (looking around nervously) What if we find something creepy?

Jasper- (grinning) Like a ghost chef?

Suddenly, a cupboard creaks open, and they both jump.

Ethan- (popping out, wearing a chef's hat) Dinner's ready!

Jasper- (yelling) What the hell, man?!

Kendall- CUT! Why do we keep letting Ethan improvise? This is a horror movie, not a cooking show! You know what? Ethan, you're being replaced by a scarier monster!

Jem walks out of the shadow behind Kendall.

Jem- (creepily) Hello...

Kendall screams.

Jem- You all asked me to be the ghost in this movie? I'm way too cut out for the role. I have no idea why, but people run away from me when they see me....

Jasper- This dude is way too scary for the role.

Rose- You think?

Ethan- YOU REPLACED ME WITH JEM???

Kendall- Okay guys lets redo this scene from the top. Ethan, you're the ghosts not so scary accomplice.

Ethan- I can be way scarier than HIM...

Take 5

Jasper and Rose are exploring a haunted mansion.

Rose- This place is... scary.

Jasper- We'd better stick together then.

Jem walks out of the shadows. Both rose and jasper scream. Jasper hides behind rose.

Jem- Guys... I forgot my line.