To Hell and Back

Intro

Disclaimer: the creator of the character Kyle has wanted me to say that no one else can make a character exactly like Kyle. In other words Kylecm.

Tws: disturbing weirdness, swearing

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A formal invitation to The Assimar Kingdom was sent to a specific set of adventurers

In particular two rival Artifesor groups.

As well as a human covered in mimics and her Assimar daughter.

The Changeling Artifesor noticing the mother and child walked up to them, pointedly ignoring their sworn rivals.

"Hi hello! What's your name again? You have just one of those faces you seem familiar."

The woman blinked in confusion, her daughter side-stepping behind her, "uhh, my name is Endalyn"

"Lovely! I'm Kyle."

Kyle was then rudely pushed aside by The Copper Dragonborn who held out his hand to Endalyn in a friendly way.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Rico"

Taking his hand Endalyn once again introduced herself to which he then... started panting like a dog. One of his eyes slowly turning a different direction while the other maintained eye contact.

"Oh fuck off you big oaf!" An 11inch rock gnome said in a British accent, kicking her rival in the knee.

It was then that an Angelic guard flew down towards the adventurers.

"The Queen is waiting for you"

Which was then he left without any other words.

"Lovely to meet yo-oh..."

Starting up her winged potted plant homunculus Smithers, the rock gnome started to hover up the mountain, getting bonked every step of the way.

"Smithers! Damnit Smithers! Smiiithherrrrrss! Ow! Smithers that was my-SMITHERS!!!!"

Kyle was next, struggling and panting the entire way.

Their companion on the other hand sprinted up, flapping their arms like a bird and cawing.

Endalyn climbed up the normal way, followed by her daughter, flying close behind with the others following suit.

After looking around the marble buildings and observing the angelic bees that the man who believed he was a bird named Robin excitedly believed that the bees were actually birds much to the annoyance of their rock gnome companion.

They made it to the temple.

Guards stood at each marble pillar, and in the middle of a Greenhouse-like place stood next to the throne was both The Crown Prince Adam, and the Queen of Angels herself.

Arial.

The 11inch rock gnome curtsied graciously, while Endalyn took a bow, her daughter following close behind.

"Please, rise" Queen Arial said, taking a seat on her throne with a bouquet of roses she had been pruning in her hand, angelic bees buzzing around her silver crown.

"Lovely to meet you darling" the rock gnome greeted, her British accent ringing true.

"I have summoned you all here because there has been an unusual uprise of activity in The Teethling Kingdom, and there is concern that they are preparing for war."

"Do you want us to go investigate inside The Teethling Kingdom madam?" The rock gnome asked

"Only in a last resort, recently there have been some defecting Teethlings who have taken refuge in a country named... oh what was its name again?"

A guard hesitantly spoke up, "D-Dianthus your majesty."

"Right, Dianthus, I want you all to gather information as they seemed rather frightened."

"By all of us you mean...? Them to?" Kyle pointed to the rival group composed of Rico, another rock gnome, and a dwarf.

"Yes, I do"

The 11inch rock gnome sighed, "c'mon Smithers"

Walking up to each of them, she kicked each of them in the shin.

"Come on dimwits, let's go"

"Dimwits?" The other rock gnome who was ironically the only Artifesor in his group questioned.

The 11inch rock gnome then proceeded to jump down the mountain, Smithers flapping after trying to catch their reckless master.

The two rival groups then returned to their bastions, Kyle even buying a boa constrictor which he would wear along the bastion as a scarf.

He had to leave the boa at home though during missions as to ensure it wouldn't die.

By now I bet you, dear reader, have a lot of questions.

Specifically on their names, so I will reveal them all, including their classes. This is a book on a DnD campaign after all.

Endalyn Moonwalker: Rouge
Leto Moonwalker: Druid
Rico: Cleric
Kyle/Kylecm: Artifesor
Robin Finch: Artifesor
Ardi Fessor: Artifesor
Alexander:  Cleric
And insert deep breath
Bimpnottincaramipilberendaegelnacklemurnignyxteremifflewickbiggletackarigongalesefrahootsputhturandotsolmonel Turren: Artifesor

I wish I was joking.

But for the sake of everyone's sanity dear reader we shall call her Bimp.

And with that, we are finished dear reader, the story itself isn't finished though just the chapter, because as you probably understand, this story is just beginning.

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Hello my Girls, Gays, and Theys!

Yep, new DnD campaign, and a new book to go with it.

If you have any questions regarding any of the characters, just ask me.

Once again thank you That_Random_Glitch for dming this campaign as well.

And with that my Kings, Queens, and Quings, I will see you all in the next chapter.

Adios!

-Wolfie

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