don't go, don't go and leave me

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✰- so can i call you tonight?






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can i call you tonight? ✰ dayglow

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"wade, stop biting..."

"mm... 'm sorry, it's just so soft. like one of those toy dumplings you'd get in a cheap dollar store or something."

"you're comparing my chest to a cheap toy?"

"...wait, i didn't mean anything bad by it!"

at the chuckle that left [name]'s lips, wade pouted childishly and buried his face back in her chest like he had been doing earlier.

"you weren't always this mean..."

[name] raised a brow at him, and wade sighed.

"okay maybe you were, but still! you mess with me more now that we're dating."

"that's my love language."

"your love language is verbal abuse???"

"you're so dramatic."

he grumbled, but couldn't stop himself from smiling against her skin. she's okay, they're okay. and that's the only thing that matters.

wade closed his eyes in content, rubbing his cheek against her stomach.

that's when it clicked.

"wait... we didn't use protection, right?"

his eyes widened.

"and i... i finished inside- oh no, did i get you pregnant?!"

he panicked, lifting his head up and shaking [name] by her shoulders like a madman.

"wade, stop."

she grunted, lifting his hands off of her and holding them both as she gazed up at him.

"actually, i wanted to talk to you about it."

"yeah?"

"i was thinking of getting plan b..."

oh. well, that was expected.

he sighs in relief, placing a hand on his chest like the drama queen that he is.

"oh, thank god... i mean, not that i wouldn't want kids with you or anything. it's just that we're still young, you know? we kinda- i mean, i- yeah... you get what i mean..."

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