no point in return ✰ deadpool x reader

i'm falling for you

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✰— wade hated bullies.

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falling for u ✰ peachy!, mxmtoon
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not having to wear a mask to hide my scars feels... refreshing!

i feel as good as new. probably because what happened to me hasn't happened yet, but you know what i mean.

not bragging or anything, but i look good.

wade made faces in the mirror, wiggling his brows and throwing hand guns as he brushed his hair up, using his favourite gel.

today will just be another day in school, but you wanna know something cool?

"we~ are~ going on a— chachow~ —date~"

wade sang as he cha-cha his way through his room, grabbing his school bag and rushing down the stairs.

there was no breakfast made for him, as usual, his parents— or should i say adoptive parents, never really bothered.

yeah, bro got adopted out of the orphanage only to be treated like shit again.

so instead, he grabbed a granola bar from one of the cupboards and ran out of the house, mounting his bike.

you might be wondering, what has gotten the wade wilson this excited?

well folks—

we're going on a date, my dearest fans! silly lil' ol' me, wade-y wilson, and the precious [name] gracefield!

actually, that's an exaggeration. [name] had invited wade to hangout at a nearby diner in town last night while they were on the phone.

don't ruin my fun, author of my life!

okay okay, fine. they're going on a date. *sigh*

yay!~

now all wade has to do is get through the day without somehow messing something up. easier said than done, honestly.

"ooh lalala— OH SHIT A TRUCK—"

...yeah, definitely easier said than done.

he'll deal with all this time travelling sci-fi bullshit later. right now, he has more important things to focus on.