My Random Day

2:00

So I cried for a while, and then I heard a knock on my door. It was the police. They said that the neighbors had heard screaming and had called the cops on me! I then told them all about what had happened, and they just left, warning me that if this happened again, that I would be going to jail. So then, to calm my nerves, I went to McDonald's. But when I got in the building, there was this really random dude screaming that McDonald's food is only plastic and that it will kill you. I didn't know what he was talking about, so I ordered two Big Macs and a large diet coke to go. McDonald's is the healthiest place to eat, and it is soooo cheap! And fast!