My Random Day

12:00 P.M.

So I was walking along a broken road and then I saw a pretty lady. Ps I'm a dude. My name is Boy. My parents couldn't think of a better name so they named me Boy. So back to the pretty lady. She was wearing tennis shoes and a ballet outfit. She had frizzy green hair and she was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said that people had been calling her ugly. I said that she was the most drop dead gorgeous girl I have ever seen. She took that as an insult and ran away crying some more. Looking back on it, that was probably a really stupid move because she as pale as a ghost and I had used the phrase drop dead gorgeous. I never saw the girl again. Then, just as I was moving along, she came running back and said, "Do you really mean it?!" I thought for a while and this was my reply: "Come to think it, no." She then ran away wailing and then for real, I never saw her again.