this story is about Demmalena Knolastname the daughter of Millie and Moxxie She is working with Blitz, a classic demon Imp, sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist...
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Darcy:I'm going to tear that guy limb off and rip his balls off, and shove em down his throat!
*Demmalena then see a mysterious van arrive, and Agents One and Two come out wearing giant sombreros and moustaches, which they then took off*
Agent One: Alright. We gotta secure the scene. We heard that there's a real "chupacabra" here?
Darcy:oh fuck no not these two
Gerardo: Yes, over here! Hundred pesos please.
Agent Two: Señor, we are with the government.
Gerardo: Hundred. Pesos.
Agent One: - Right. So uhhh… How much is that?
Agent Two: $5.69.
Agent One: Uhh, you have any cash on you?
Agent Two: Who has cash anymore?
Agent One: You paid the tip with cash at brunch the other day.
Agent Two: Yeah, that’s all I had. Why don’t you pay him? I bought us the coffee this morning.
Agent One: Are you really pulling that card in front of this fine man and his fine goats? No, what? I literally never have cash in my life. You're always the one who pays cash.
*As the agents and Gerardo argue, a dark blue baby goat walks over to Demmalena as she tries to escape this what the blue baby goat looks like*
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Darcy:Ugh this is fucking stupid without my guns and the crystal I can't get out* she looks at baby goat* Hey little goat
*The baby goat looks at her and blinks*
Darcy:I know we killed some of your family earlier, *she Holds out a slice of cheddar cheese*but if you help me out of this little pickle, I’ll make it up to you little fella!*she feeds and pets the goat*Good little goat.
*The goat bleats in agreement*
Goat: Maa.
Agent One: Sooo, can you take caaard, or...*The goat headbutts Agent One in the crotch*OW! Ffff-uck, you stupid goat!
