this story is about Demmalena Knolastname the daughter of Millie and Moxxie She is working with Blitz, a classic demon Imp, sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist...
*She then throws her other shoe at Demmalena again*
Darcy: maldita perra eso duele(damn bitch that hurts )
Millie: sweetie really you can speak Spanish
Darcy:yes I can now let get the hell out of here because he brought the big guns and we lost the element of surprise, let’s just get 'em tomorrow
*She open the portal*
Moxxie: You got it, sweetie. Wooooah- let's go, Millie!
Millie:sweetie, c'mon!
Darcy: I'm coming!* Demmalena tries to run away but trip over a goat*fuck you stupid goat
*she stand up then took out a gunthen fires his gun all over the place. A few shots hit barrels of gasoline, which miraculously didn't catch fire and explode. But then a few more hit the outhouse which, strangely enough, caused it to blow up. As the explosion happens Demmalena tries to jump to the portal, with Moxxie and Millie watching her to make it, but she gets hit by two flaming goats, knocking her out and she wakes up to find herself locked in a cage and in a chupacabra suits will sexy chupacabra suits*
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Darcy:What the... *She Pulls at her costume's ears* efff?! What the fuck am I wearing and what the hell is going on
*She look out the cage to see Gerardo has the cage they're in on a homemade stage, while he's showing them off to a crowd of people treating her like a tourist attraction*
Gerardo: Vengan todos! (Come one, come all!) Señoras y Señores! (Ladies and gentleman!) Pásenle, pásenle! (Step right up, step right up!) ¡Vengan a ver un AUTÉNTICO Chupacabra! (Come and see an AUTHENTIC Chupacabra!) Only a hundred pesos! To see a real chupacabras caught by ME last night
Darcy:Chupacabra?* Her thought but it a legendary, bloodsucking creature in the folklore of the Americas. Now were in Mexico but no one have seen it wait a minute is that why he dress as she sigh*fuck*A boy with an ice cream cone reaches out to touch her but Demmalena then knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand*Look buddy, I’ll have you know that I am a dignified-
Gerardo: No hablo Inglés
Darcy:Excuse me?
*Gerardo stuffs a goat plush in Demmalena mouth*
Gerardo: Everyone! Watch these monstruo's suck the blood from the goats!
*The crowd cheers Demmalena then spits the plush out as it gets stuck between a mexican lady’s cleavage…. And then throws another ice cream cone in that same kid’s face.*
Darcy:what the hell dude why*before she could say it Gerardo shoves a rooster in Demmalena mouth, which she spits out*what the fuck stop*he interrupted her by shoves a cat in Demmalena mouth again which she spits out*STOP DOING THAT I'M NOT A CHUPACABRA YOU ESTÚPIDO IMBÉCIL(STUPID MORON)*She looks as if she expects Gerardo to shove something in her mouth again, only for her to blankly stare at him then spit out again*FUCKING HELL STOP DOING THAT YOU B*Gerardo shoves an iguana in Demmalena mouth… which she yet again spits out*OKAY THAT IT I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND! Hang on*she turns and pats herself looking for her gun*what the where my gun*she notices she not wearing Asmodean crystal on her wrist*and where my crystal*she turn to see that Gerardo has his gun in hand, along with his Asmodean Crystal on his glove*oh Fuuuuuuuuck me it okay it fine maybe I could*she touched her neck but realize her ruby necklace is gone she gasp*what the fuck where the*she look to see Gerardo spinning Demmalena necklace in his hand*MY NECKLACE!*Gerardo then drop her necklace and use his foot to smash it on the ground*YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME AW MAN LIZ GOT THAT NECKLACE FOR ME FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY!
