Until Dawn: This Is Why The Mute Button Exists

Josh Plans A One-Shot And Jessica Just Wants To Be Hot

FriendigoTM: well that's the fun part Jess, you can be any race you want and still be hot
FriendigoTM: you can be a hot tiefling, a hot aasimar, or even a hot goblin

Hotterthanyou: I thought goblins were evil??

FriendigoTM: not always

Hotterthanyou: oh

Coachise: you could be a fire genasi
Coachise: they're literally AND figuratively hot

FriendigoTM: they're like elementals, before you ask
FriendigoTM: there's fire, water, earth, and air

MattyB: I can be the new last airbender??

FriendigoTM: I mean
FriendigoTM: build an air genasi monk the right way, maybe

MattyB: hmm
MattyB: I might have to think about this
MattyB: hold up

*MattyB has gone offline*

Hotterthanyou: can I be an elf? Elves are pretty, right?

FriendigoTM: yeah usually

Hotterthanyou: ok then yeah. I'm gonna be an elf

Coachise: an elf what??

Hotterthanyou: ???

Coachise: you picked your race, what class do you want?

Hotterthanyou: uhhh
Hotterthanyou: I'm gonna watch that one dude's videos and get back to you on that
Hotterthanyou: gotta figure out the hottest class

*Hotterthanyou has gone offline*

BeaniebabyTM: I'd be willing to bet actual money that she ends up playing a horny bard

*Bitchierthanyou has come online*

Bitchierthanyou: Josh I sent you that sheet thing you wanted

FriendigoTM: yea I just got it, one second

Coachise: oooo what did she make??

FriendigoTM: goddamn Em
FriendigoTM: this is kinda dope actually

BeaniebabyTM: what is it??

Bitchierthanyou: so I read all the races, classes, and backgrounds, and I thought rogue sounded cool, but I also wanted to be a noble so I decided to be a changeling who took the place of a noble instead

Coachise: holy shit Em-

Bitchierthanyou: what??

Coachise: that's
Coachise: that's actually really fucking cool

BeaniebabyTM: I don't know what I was expecting but that wasn't it
BeaniebabyTM: nice one!!

FriendigoTM: everything on the sheet checks out Em, you're good

Bitchierthanyou: cool

*Bitchierthanyou has gone offline*

FriendigoTM: well fuck
FriendigoTM: that was easy

*MattyB has come online*

MattyB: ok so
MattyB: reading all the monk stuff kinda confused the shit out of me
MattyB: so not to be basic, but I think I'm gonna go with fighter
MattyB: ONLY BECAUSE this is my first time playing

Coachise: that's valid dude

MattyB: I am still gonna be an air genasi tho. They sounded cool
MattyB: or maybe a fire genasi
MattyB: idk. Some kind of elemental dude

FriendigoTM: you'll come up with something cool man, don't worry about it

MattyB: yes sir

*MattyB has gone offline*

BeaniebabyTM: ok so, a tortle druid, dragonborn sorcerer, tiefling wizard, changeling rogue, genasi fighter, and some kind of elf

FriendigoTM: actually
FriendigoTM: Mike just sent me his

BeaniebabyTM: oh??

FriendigoTM: he made a human barbarian
FriendigoTM: and said "I was gonna pick fighter but the raging stuff sounded cooler"

Coachise: honestly?? That's on-brand for him

FriendigoTM: I'm not mad
FriendigoTM: at least he's joining

BeaniebabyTM: true
BeaniebabyTM: I'm gonna finish mine up and send it to you

FriendigoTM: bet

*BeaniebabyTM has gone offline*

*Hotterthanyou has come online*

Coachise: oh she's back

FriendigoTM: that was quick

Hotterthanyou: I sorta skipped around a bit
Hotterthanyou: some of them sounded boring

FriendigoTM: have you picked something for your elf?

Hotterthanyou: I think so
Hotterthanyou: on one hand, it seemed like bards are almost always hot
Hotterthanyou; but on the other hand, what if I had a big demon sugar daddy?? That sounds like fun

Coachise: Oh My God-

FriendigoTM: so
FriendigoTM: bard or warlock?

Hotterthanyou: ok ok wait
Hotterthanyou: what if I was a warlock, and my sugar daddy was a bard? Like, my character was so hot he decided to give me bard powers?

FriendigoTM: are you trying to ask if you can be both?

Hotterthanyou: maaaaaybe??

FriendigoTM: I think I can work around that
FriendigoTM: are you busy? I can call you and we can plan this out more

Hotterthanyou: sure!!

*Hotterthanyou has gone offline*

*FriendigoTM has gone offline*

Coachise: well damn
Coachise: I'm gonna use that fuckin Ninja Turtle idea one day

*Coachise has gone offline*

A/N: been a hot fuckin minute, my bad. I've mainly been uploading this story to Archive Of Our Own these days, and I plan to rewrite my other Until Dawn works and cross post those too. If you're still here after all this time, thank you!!