BeaniebabyTM: let me guess
BeaniebabyTM: he's squishy this time
Coachise: :(
FriendigoTM: hehehe
FriendigoTM: Wild. Magic. Sorcerer
FriendigoTM: he already sent me his sheet
BeaniebabyTM: Wild Magic??? With how horribly cursed your dice are???
Coachise: I feel like I'm being attacked-
MattyB: I have no idea what's going on but it sounds funny
BeaniebabyTM: we're all pretty sure the dice he used last game were loaded
BeaniebabyTM: but like
BeaniebabyTM: loaded to roll badly instead of really well
BeaniebabyTM: at least 3 natural 1's per session, it was horrible
FriendigoTM: I'm starting to think last time's near TPK wasn't actually my fault
FriendigoTM: the true BBEG was Chris's fuckin rigged dice
Coachise: I'll have you know I've gotten some new sets since then
BeaniebabyTM: thank god
*Sammy has come online*
Sammy: oh good, you guys were already talking about this
Sammy: I can't decide what I wanna play as
Sammy: I definitely wanna be a tortle, but can't decide on a class
Hotterthanyou: the fuck is a tortle
BeaniebabyTM: turtle person
Coachise: TORTLE MONK
Coachise: BE A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE
Sammy: I was debating between ranger and druid
BeaniebabyTM: that does not surprise me At All
Sammy: what's that supposed to mean??
BeaniebabyTM: Sam trying to decide between being able to summon an animal friend or TURN INTO an animal friend
Sammy: ok point taken
Sammy: can I do both??
FriendigoTM: not at first level
Sammy: damn
Sammy: I thiiiiink I'll go with druid
Sammy: that way I can at least talk to other animals
FriendigoTM: bet
Sammy: I'll send you my sheet Josh
*Sammy has gone offline*
FriendigoTM: ok
FriendigoTM: so I've got a tortle druid and a dragonborn sorcerer so far
BeaniebabyTM: aaaaand a tiefling wizard
FriendigoTM: oh?? Not going half-elf this time??
BeaniebabyTM: nah
Hotterthanyou: ok so
Hotterthanyou: I'm assuming a dragonborn is a dragon person, right??
FriendigoTM: yes
Hotterthanyou: what's a tiefling??
BeaniebabyTM: demon person
Hotterthanyou: ooooh
Hotterthanyou: are there angel people too??
FriendigoTM: sorta
FriendigoTM: they're called aasimars
Hotterthanyou: hm
Hotterthanyou: which one's hotter??
BeaniebabyTM: ???
Hotterthanyou: I want my character to be hot
Hotterthanyou: but I don't wanna just be ME, right??
Hotterthanyou: so what should I play as?
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Josh Plans A One-Shot And Jessica Just Wants To Be Hot
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