Izuku Midoriya was an odd case, even by Hell's standards. No one new about him until he started making a name for himself in the hierarchy of Hell. There were few things he believed in but if there was person he had faith in, it was Charlie. Her and...
"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs." Blitz says smugly as he puts a hand around Moxxie.
"What now?" He asks in confusion.
"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!" Bitz yells as he aggressively starts poking Moxxie's chest.
"Well, why don't you take an art class?" Moxxie retaliates by climbing on the table in anger.
"Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!" He throws Moxxie back in his chair to assert his dominance.
"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asks, getting the team's attention.
"I don't see why not." Izuku replies having been woken up by the yelling.
"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!"
Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera. Looking at all the readers, and me the author, in disappointment. I ain't apologizing.
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"Well, I can blend in with humans easily enough. Just let me tag along." Loona explains as the three imps stare at her in confusion.
"Wait, say that again." Blitz says so he makes sure he heard her right.
"I can... blend in...?" Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitz that she can disguise herself.
"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie asked, slightly shocked at this information.
"Yeah. Don't you?" The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side. "You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!"
"Well to be fair most of our jobs till today were in more isolated areas so we haven't really needed them." Izuku shrugs, getting their attention. "Though nowadays most people wouldn't bat an eye seeing you all."
"Oh, yeah. I think you mention those "quirks" whatever they're called." Blitz shrugs, not really caring.
"Besides, you look human enough anyway." Moxxie states with a raised eyebrow. "Why is that? I thought you're some kind of sinner demon."
"Magic." Izuku states plainly, but looks slightly uncomfortable on the topic.
"Fair enough." Moxxie notices this and immediately drops the subject. Him and Millie share a look of worry before Blitz catches their attention.
"Okay, new plan!" Blitz quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them. "Loonie and the kid can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?"
