A Helluva Time!

~Spring Broken~

"You too babe." He smiled, placing another kiss on her lips before she left.

"Ta-ta, fuck stain." Verosika flipped Blitz off as she and Vortex left them behind.

"Ugh! You know you're wasting so much time with a bag of holes like that." Blitz commented before getting punched upside the head. "OW! Why'd you hit me?!"

"Because I felt like it."

"You know Verosika Mayday?!" Loona yelled as she kicked the van door open.

"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated." Blitz said as he was rubbing at the swelling bruise that was developing on his forehead.

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie questioned curiously.

"You dated a pop star?!" Moxxed yelled out incredulously.

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitz asked in an annoyed tone.

"Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?" Loona pointed out like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"It's you?"

"It's just..." Moxxie scratches at his head in confusion. "She clearly isn't blind. Nor is she suffering some form of brain damage."

"Yeah! She's dating Izzy so..." Millie gestures to the green haired male. "She obviously has taste. You catch her at a low point or something?"

"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."

"You do that all the time, sir!"

"Come on, you kinda do that."

"You spied on me and greeny when we went out literally last week." Loona grumbled in annoyance.

"What's sex with her like?" Millie grins mischievously at Izuku, eyelids lowering.

"Millie!" Moxxie yells out, taken aback by his wife's boldness.

"Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You wanted to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like." Millie stared at him as he was about to scold her but changed his mind.

"...Touché." His focuses on Izuku who was simply chuckling at their antics. "What I wanna know is how it is that we never knew you were dating her."

"We've been together quite a while." Izuku smiles fondly at all the pleasant memories. "I will never forget the day she told me we were gonna have a baby. Eight months and a lot of anxiety later I was holding Tilla in my arms for the first time."

"Wait, she's Tilla's mother?" They were shocked at this revelation.

"Uh, yeah. I have pictures of us together all over our room." Izuku says before pulling out his phone and begins showing him some of their pictures.

One of which was one of them on a date at a fast food joint. Had they not been told they wouldn't have known the female was Verosika. While as a popstar, Verosika was glamorous and dressed for pure sexual appeal. The woman Izuku had taken a picture of wore an oversized t-shirt, round nerdy glasses, and had messy unkempt hair. She smiled sheepishly at the camera, looking somewhat confused as she was trying to eat a burger.

"Plus she's been on tour for a while so you guys haven't really had the best chances to actually meet." He chuckled nervously, hoping her beef with Blitz doesn't affect their relationship. "Though to answer your question, Mills, you wanna find out? We can set up a double date sometime."

"That sounds great! Right Moxxie!" She excitedly hugged her husband who nervously nodded along.

"Okay, look, let's just drop it!" Blitz growled wanting to change the subject. "Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck." He tosses her the keys as she gleefully gets in the driver's seat. "Okay, Kid, Loonie, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit."