Challenge Accepted

"Oh please America, your people sex is painfully vanilla!" England said mockingly, sipping his tea.

"And he don't mean the vanilla you can eat! Honononono~!" France said in his snarky french way.

Somehow, in the midst of their break from the G8 meeting, America, France England and subsequently Canada who really didn't want nothing to do with the trio dispute over...sex.

"Oh maple we're in public, can we not--"

"The fuck y'all talking about! I am totally a beast in dem sheets!" America exclaimed
"Ask anyone! They tell ya how my thrust game be on fleek!" America said with a dramatic flick of his wrist and tilt of his head.
England groans at America's ridiculous vocabulary.

"Oh please, I don't know which one is more pathetic your lack of a sex life or your god awful vocabulary!" England said with an irritated huff and an aggressive sip of his tea. France chuckles at how easily England was riles up by America remarks but immediately stop when he receive a sharp kick to his sheens

"What is this fuckery you is speaking England? My vocabularry~ is so good I got my own language! American English!" England rolled his eyes
" And when was the last time you and Frenchy got some action that wasn't illegal" he gave a pointed glare towards France who look away sheepishly"or wasn't imaginative." he gave a pointed glare to England who again rolled his eyes.

America sat back in his seat, slurping on his vanilla milkshake with a smug grin on his face at the silence and evident irritation on the older nation faces.

"The present doesn't matter!" England snapped suddenly

"Thats right!" France said

" The frog and I shagged more people in our day then any other nations combine!" England blurted out loudly
Earning stares and loud whispers. He blush at the attention, fixing his tie out of nervousness.

"That doesn't mean you did it good. Me and this dude over here can make anyone sway and conquer any sexual, um, thing! Ain't that right bro!" he elbows Canada who was wishing they will just ingore him like any other time.

"You guys probably don't even know the basics. What you guys have been doing is merely child's play compare to what we do" England said, sharing a dark chuckle with France and a smug smile. Which only fueled America's irritation.

"Whatever you can do I can do better!" America said leaning forward.

"No you can't!" England said leaning in just as close

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't you twat!"

"Yes I can~"

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can, yes I can, yes I cannnnn!" America shouted.

England sat back, folded his arms against his chest
"Prove it."

America copies his movement taking one last sip of his vanilla milkshake he spoke the words that will change everything between the four

"Challenge accepted"