(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

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Author: (If you know you know)

????: Hol up......you aint 12.

Y/N: (Smiles sinisterly) Oh i am going to enjoy this!

Back with Fizz and blitz.....

Blitza: Lucky bastards having the time of his life.

Fizzarolli: (sniffles) I just wanna go home...

Blitza: Hmm... You want me to get you out?

Fizzarolli: (whimpers) Y-y-yes...

Blitza smiles as she stands up raising her foot to extract a knife from under her shoe.

Fizzarolli: You had a knife this whole time?!

Blitza cuts the ropes off herself then grabs Fizzarolli by the shoulder with the knife pointed in herndirection. Fizz whimpers thinking she's going to stab her but Blitza actually cuts the tape off her freeing her arms and then tosses her the knife.

Blitza: Now stop bitching while I work this.

From below Blitza observes her surroundings spoting tons of Hired goons and then controls to the crane.

Blitza: Ahhh bingo!

Fizzarolli: So what now genius?

Blitza: (points down) See that remote?

Fizzarolli: I mean I could stretch down there...

Blitza: No no... I have a better idea.

Blitza shakes the cagencausing some boxes to fall near a few demons making one throw his beer. As the muscular imp finishes his card tower the rest of the demons cheer but the moment is quickly ruined as the beer mug knocks it all down causing the muscular imp, in a fit of rage to pull out a gun and shoot nearly everywhere and everyone.

Imp: Keep it down! I'm shooting 8 ball ova here!

Imp: The fuck's going on?

As the gunfire continues the imp on the forklift gets shot causing the truck to spin out of control knocking everything in its way.

Imp: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

He notices the forklift approaching him.

Imp: Oh, fuck me...

The forklift knocks him in the air in slow motion with a few pool balls in motion while Fizzarolli and Blitza are observing the whole situation with Blitza enjoying popcorn. Amidst the explosion the white cue ball lands on the scaffolding and rolls closer to the far end of the warehouse. Blitza with a drink shifts Fizzarolli's head to see where this goes, with the cue ball making a stop right above the remote. As it falls over it hits the down button but nothing seems to happen.

Fizzarolli: Well...That didn't w-

At the last second the cage containing Blitza and Fizzarolli immediately drops down and collapses. As the smoke subsides Fizzarolli coughs while Blitza dusts herself off while smirking.

Fizzarolli: Show off...

Crimson and his goons come in upon hearing the commotion. Crimson lifts up a cucumber slice to see Blitza and Fizzarolli have freed themselves and caused a mess in the process.

Crimson: THE FUCK?! GET THEM!

One of the goons fire a net gun at Fizzarolli but Blitza pushes her out of the way. She grabs her hand to escape from the rapid gunfire. Blitza spots a nearby gun and fires back. While Fizzarolli makes a run for it two of the goons push down some boxes to prevent her from escaping causing her to run back where she came from. As a bigger demon approaches her she throws a juggling stick and blowing an airhorn. But she still gets caught then throws a banana peel but no one slips on it.