Blitza: Oh great. The fucking supremacist is on my side wonderful.

Fizzarolli: Neither of you filth bags know what you're even talkin' about. If you think you're superior to ANYONE then you're no better than any royal-

Striker grows agitated at Fizzarolli's words. Before she can continue she grabs Fizz by the neck to stop her from talking.

Striker: DON'T. You. Dare... Finish that sentence clown....and as for you blitz the only reason I haven't killed ya is because I can use you as a bargaining chip to lure Y/N in. Once I'm done with him we'll be hells most infamous killers dropping royalty along with our children our MANY MANY children!

Blitza: You fucking crazy bitch!

Crimson: HEY! Hick-for-hire! I said watch em not fuck 'em. Keep ya hands off the merchandise!

Striker frowns at Fizzarolli one more time squeezing her neck before jumping off the cage.

Fizzarolli: Eaugh! Ever heard of mouthwash?! FUCK FAAAACCCE!

We cut back to Asmodeus looking frustrated and tired. She is holding the lawyer's contract for Crimson's ransom.

Asmodeus: (groans) Can I just sign it already? Like can we move this along?

Crimson's lawyer shrugsnand gives her a pen. Stola suspects that the lawyer being fine with this could mean something's off.

Stola: Majesty you need to know the contents of this contract, you can't just sign it. A deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding... Perhaps I can look it over I'm a fast reader. (mumbles) Oh! Hmmm... This is a contract giving Crimson all of Ozzie's factory assets. And giving him permission to use Fizzarolli's head for a wall decoration.

Asmodeus grows outraged and rips the contract out of Stola's hands.

Asmodeus: WAIT WHAT?!

Lawyer: Juuuust making sure you're paying attention! (nervous laugh) Here's the real contract.

Crimson's lawyer retrieves a stack of papers and shoves them forward on the desk.

Stola: (claps) Oohoohoohoo! This will be fun! I love words!

Back with blitz and Fizzarolli
Fizzarolli struggles to escape her imprisonment while Blitza just watches it all happen.

Blitza: Ya know? You're really bad at this.

Fizzarolli: Hmmm ya know? Last time I checked, I was a FUCKING JESTER, NOT an escape arti-

Fizz's struggling gets her zapped due to rubbing his arms together in her wrap. She shoots up her head slamming the cage leaving an indent and falls back down.

Fizzarolli: I wish Y/N was here.

Blitza: Yeah fat chance of that he isn't even in hell.

Fizzarolli: What!?

Blitza: He took up work for a client he's on earth right now killing people probably.

Meanwhile with Y/N.

Carnage: Y/N are you sure this is gonna work?

Y/N: Oh don't worry it will.

Y/N looks at his phone which showed a new Facebook account labeled "Kittyclaws420". He typed his age as 12 years old and had tricked his target to come see him.

He stood in a narrow alley waiting for his target to come to him.

Y/N: Should be here any second.......

On que a large man stomped into view freezing when he saw Y/N with his symbiote claws.

On que a large man stomped into view freezing when he saw Y/N with his symbiote claws

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 05, 2024 ⏰

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