(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

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Asmodeus: Larger you can never be too large (laughs) you can never be too large.

We see a conveyor belt passing the test vibrator onto a hazmat-suited imp who flies away to return the final product to Asmodeus.

Asmodeus: Hm... smaller smaller. Get this spot right there and that's good! I like... ooh I like that that's good mhm!

Asmodeus now has the test vibrator in hand before handing it back to the  imp and then looks over a blueprint to see if there's anything else needing to be modified. Two succubi then put the vibrator into the test chamber to see the results. After everyone puts on safety goggles, Asmodeus gives the thumbs up and they turn on the vibrator. The vibrator shakes violently and explodes leaving everyone scorched.

Asmodeus groans sitting alone at her desk missing Fizzarolli looking at a painting of them together. Lightning strikes as Fizzarolli's eyes strangely glow blue. Asmodeus is startled both by the lightning and his watch signaling an alarm for his noon meeting with Stola. We then cut to Stola sitting on a couch in the waiting room until Asmodeus finally opens the doors.

Asmodeus: Stola! Hey there birdy babe. Haven't seen you since you crashed my club how you been? (giggles) Still gettin' yo kink on with that feisty imp and our favourite sexy human?

Stola: Aha well um that's actually what I'm here about. You see I um... seem to have found myself with... feelings for both blitz and Y/N and I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing.

Asmodeus: Well i can tell ya if you're looking for a love potion you came to the wrong fucking girl. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit! Lust shouldn't be about force... It's an ART! To be earned and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to pleasure town... You feel me? (giggles)

Stola: Oh! No! Never never that! I just, you see...This imp has a business she runs. She needs to access the mortal realm to carry out her work. I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely and legally. I was wondering if you could assist me in... finding a way she could too?

As she speaks Stola uses her powers to conjure up Asmodeus's book and places it on the table.

Asmodeus: (gasps) Oh! Hmmm Stola... my heart bleeds for you but my partner- Uh...Business partner Fizzarolli HATES your imp girl Blitza right? Yeah... HAAATES.

Stola: She does? But why?

Asmodeus: Not my story to tell, but trust me. I would help if I could, but I can't. Sorry...

Asmodeus notices her phone ringing with a notification of a new message from Fizzarolli's contact. She smiles and opens the notification causing the phone to fly across the room in a grand display and project a widescreen version of the message.

Crimson: Hello Asmodeus.

Asmodeus and Stola grow concerned at the appearance of Crimson and not Fizzarolli.

Crimson: You don't know me but you don't need to. All you need to know is I have your little jester here with me.

The video shows Striker bringing Fizzarolli to the camera tied up with tape over her mouth. Asmodeus grows enraged at the sight of this and tries to strangely grab the hologram out of anger.

Crimson: If you want her back alive you will give me exactly what I want.

Asmodeus: Do you have any idea who you are FUCKING WITH?!

Asmodeus' feathers glow a vivid neon before his head bursts into red flames.

Stola: I... think it's a recording.

Crimson: You probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with and oh yes, I know. The weakest and most non-threatening of the sins. The king who will do whatever it takes to save the worst-kept secret in all of Hell.