(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

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Fizzarolli: I never told them that!

Blitza: Bullshit... You didn't?

Fizzarolli: No! And no one told me you came!

Eventually, they both share a look of realization.

Blitza: Oooohhh...

Fizzarolli: Oooohhh...

A goon climbs up the ladder and attempts to attack Blitza and Fizzarolli. Blitzo uses her gun to blow up the goon's head.

Blitza: (panicked) WAAAOOOHHH CHRIST ON A STICK!

Two other demons walk up to the dead demon on the floor below them.

Fizzarolli: TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKING EMOTIONAl MOMENT, HERE!

It then cuts back to Stola and Asmodeus still talking with Crimson's lawyer about the contract. Asmodeus looks at her watch as time flies by not looking very happy. Stola is pacing around the room holding the contract and lecturing.

Stola: Okay so! I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership specifically located in the Greed Ring... With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future... While ensuring the safe return of one "Fizzarolli".

Stola slams the contract on the table and glares sliding it towards the lawyer.

Lawyer: Yeah sure sounds good... Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh.

The lawyer reads the contract and drinks out of his coffee mug which says "Live Laugh Law". At this point, Asmodeus is getting impatient.

Asmodeus: HURRY UP!

Lawyer: (smugly) Yelling won't make me read faster.

Asmodeus starts turning red as her anger and flames grow hotter. Stola whose cape gets burned by the flames, quickly stomps them out.

It cuts back to Blitza and Fizzarolli. Fizzarolli throws a goon far and he was back to back with Blitza. Goons were running at them both.

Fizzarolli: Look! Misunderstanding or no it's hard to just forgive you. It's been fifteen years and... That's so much time... But! I guess you didn't really ruin my life.

Blitza: What you're telling me getting blown up didn't ruin your life?

Fizzarolli: It was painful...and challenging and y'know FUCK YOU STILL BUT... It's not like I'm broken. And I now have someone who understands me and...HYAH HYAH FUCK YOU!

Fizzarolli and Blitza fight more goons before landing to the ground.

Fizzarolli: My life has actually been pretty great.

Blitza: Yeah that's lovely. You got a good thing going with that horny rooster fucker don't ya?

Fizzarolli: Oh yeah, it's been... Fantastic... UH CUZ YOU KNOW IT'S A GREAT GIG! And heheb and she's got the BIGGEST TITS! You know? LIKE MASSIVE! I mean imagine like THE BIGGEST! JUST A GIANT HUGE LIKE A MOON! But it's tits ya know what I mean? LIKE A PAIR OF MONSTERS! It's BIG it's HUGE-

Blitza: Yeah yeah yeah I get it, I get it! I'm happy for ya, Fizz.

Fizzarolli looks at Blitza's hand on her shoulder and smiles at her until the goons start to slowly corner them. Striker pushes them aside and walks forward.

Crimson: If ya wanna prove yourself, cowgirl here's your chance!

Striker grins and walks towards them.

Striker: You been a pain in my ass long enough bkitz.NOW I'm gon' break you like a FUCKIN' HORSE!

She grabs his rope and pulls it. Fizzarolli looks concerned.