quotes

"IT EXPLODED EVERYWHERE! ITS EVEN ON MY WALLS!"

"you can't spell manslaughter without laughter UwU" "lunar stop."

"Baby meatloaf"

"Such a small muzzle for a big mouth"

*Someone dying coughing* "YOUR A MONSTER!" "and they sky is blue what's your point?"

"no. The tophat stays on during sex."

"TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES THEY INVOLUNTARILY FLEX" (thx possum for sending me this on discord.)

"Y-Y-YOU VAGINA-"

"My penis just got grabbed/p"

"It's a skin it'll come off."

"OOOO FUTURE HUSBAND COMING THROUGH!~" giggled and kicks feet while reading darkness of dragons.

"Obliterated… omelette…? Ohhh oubliette… yeah it does sound like a food. oooooooubliette… I like it. Keep his mom in the hole."

"Oh hey she's not that bad... ___ made her seem like she was worse than burn... I'd divorce her before he was sold and take him." (Talking about cobra.)

"PSH! when IM queen I'm gonna make workerwings fight to the death! Mother's ghost is gonna be watching in horror when she realizes she gave up too easily!" (Moons I'm tired and a simp. {Oh but my wifey Scarlett~[fyi E shouldn't be a queen in murder wings she's like scarlett]})

"IM GETTING A PIG!" (If ykyk chat.)

"NOOOOOOOO- ____ WE CAN GO TOGETHER! I HAVE A TWO FOR ONE COUPON AT SUBWAY-" *gunshots* "____! NOOOOOO-"

"Sigh... Y'know ___... Maybe the __ are the friends we make along the way..."

"Why do we wet the brush just to wet it again after we put toothpaste on it..."

"I think I'm catching rabies by your complaining"

"Don't beef with the mirror you're gonna get cut!" (I actually said this while play arguing with my dad 😭)