The story of a Side Character in a Rom-com

Another one

Derek: "Well nice to meet you Riley, I'm Derek."

Riley: "Yeah, I know you. You're the guy every girl is gossiping about, and I gotta say they weren't kidding you're actually hot~"

Derek: "W-Wha!?"

Just like that 2 females in the vicinity felt that their potential mate could be stolen by this new competitors.

One forgot their anger against me and focus onto the new girl while Sarah silently glare at her.

Me, well I'm just enjoying the show sipping on my fresh apple juice at the sidelines. I wish I could've gotten popcorns atleast because this is getting interesting.

Riley: "Hehe, you are really cute when you're blushing like that blondie so how about dating me?"

Did the role just got reversed? Instead of a man confessing  to a girl instead she did, and goddamn she's pretty confident about it too.

Also...Derek my friend, my buddy, my amigo, my tomodachi, my freund...WHY ARE YOU LOOKING SO BASHFUL LIKE A HIGHSCHOOL GIRL!!!???

Derek: "U-Umm, I-I-"

In all my time with him, I've never seen him be this submissive befo-Wait...is she enjoying this!?

Riley had a sadistic smirk whilst staring deeply into my friend eyes and lick her lips sensually, like she was gonna eat him up or something.

This can't be happening and I've been only making jokes about this for a while but could it be? That I'm actually in a Romantic Comedy because it sure as hell looks like it.

Forget a love triangle, this situation could turn out with Derek having a love googolplexagon and the only thing I could do for him is:

Fauster: "Good luck man."

I said solemnly to him with sad eyes as I quickly got up up from my seat an rush out of the Cafeteria not before grabbing some tissues.

Derek: "W-Wait Fauster help me out here!!!"

The only thing I could give him was my retreating body out of the door with my hand raised in the air with the tissue swaying from side to side signifying, give up.

And if I turn around now I'm pretty sure I would see a face of utter betrayal and loss.

I got close to the door and open it but not before turning around to give my friend a thumbs up for his troubles.

Derek: "FAUSTER!!!!"

The last thing I saw was him stretching his arm out to me with the three girls surrounding him, getting ready for a round of a rope pulling game. 

Fauster: "Sorry dude."

I said sadly at the end before the door closed making it impossible to know what horror lies in it.

With a quick salute to my friend, I made my way to my next class period, which is History so I'm pretty sure it's gonna be interesting.

Fauster: "Pray that bro's dick doesn't fall off in the future."

I lower my tone so that no one passing by me heard it.

I open the door to my class to be greeted with it's high variety assortment of social creatures chatting away with no worries and I made my way to my seat and pulled out my books getting prepared for the next subject.

To be honest I don't really need the book because before school I started I have already memorize every single thing in this history book so it is pretty useless to me, since I have a pretty good memory.