KotLC react

Taylor Swift react

Me: I'll play I hate it here, that one's guitar--I think. Can't really tell the difference between string instruments. *turns on the song*

*Everyone listens for a moment*

Keefe: You should play that song Biana was singing, I liked it more. 

Me: That's not a released--okay, it doesn't matter. We're listening to this. Deal with it. 

Keefe: Fine, I'm dealing. Not enjoying it though! The tortured poets department is really living up to the 'torture' title.

Sophie: So right. 

Me: So wrong. 

Dex: This one's so sad!

Me: You should hear Robin--or Ronan!

Dex: Are all the sad Taylor Swift songs five letter names starting with R?

Biana: Pretty much. Don't play them though, Doggo_Gal! I cry every time I hear Ronan. 

Fitz: Seriously? You cry over a song?

Biana: Oh, shut up, you cried about Bluey losing his mother in a shopping mall when you were little. 

Fitz: *glancing at Sophie, embarrassed* I was five! 

Biana: *grins at Sophie*

Me: Moving on from whatever that was... any other song ideas?

Biana: I'm still thinking 1989!

Sophie: Other artists! There's so many good human artists. But Taylor Swift is so overrated.

Me: ...okay, pick me. Anyways! Olivia Rodrigo? Gracie Abrams? Sabrina Carpenter?

Biana: Ooh, yes please!

Fitz: Aren't those all like the same person?

Me: Um, excuse you, no, they're completely different people. Would you like me to say you and Alvar are the same person?

Fitz: What?! No, we're completely different!

Keefe: Hehe, she totally got you, Fitzipoo 

Me: Take that, Fitzingly. 

Dex: What are these nicknames?

Keefe: You gotta admit they're hilarious, T-Dex!

Sophie: So are we done yet? Can we move on?

Me: Okay, just because you're the main character, I'll let you pick another artist, Sophie. 

Sophie: Frank Ocean!

Me: I don't really listen--okay, whatever. We'll start with Ivy. 

Sophie: Overpopular, but okay. 

Biana: Why don't we just do like Sabrina Carpenter or Lana del Rey? 

Me: Lana del Rey it is! *plays born to die*

Biana: *singing along* 'cause you and I... we were born to dieeeee

Sophie: Isn't everyone technically born to die?

Fitz: Elves live forever, remember? 

Keefe: Yeah, we're immortal! And practically gods. I don't see why humans don't worship us!

Sophie: *makes a face*

Keefe: Kidding, kidding. 

Dex: I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't, your ego's big enough for that

Keefe: Ooh, burn!

Biana: You're not supposed to say that when you're the one being burned, Keefe

Keefe: What can I say, I'm a rebel!

Sophie: Oh, you wish you were a rebel. 

Keefe: *winking* You know me too well. 

Fitz: *grumbling* get a room. 

Me: Fitz, do you really want to be alone with Dex and Biana?

Dex: Hey!

Biana: Fair.

Fitz: *glancing over at Dex and Biana* Fine. Are we done yet?

Me: Well, does anyone have any more song requests?

Sophie: Pleaseee no. Let's just be done!

Me: Whatever the protagonist says!

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okay so this chapter was kinda short (abt 864 words which i am now realizing is veryyy short) but honestly i had nothing else to write so here you go! enjoy. this was never supposed to exist, but here it is. 

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