MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES (SPECIAL EDITION, BITCHES)!!!!
PANTY AND STOCKING...
...VS...
...THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
• The Powerpuff Girls: •
Buttercup: The city of Townsville ain't big enough to fit the both of us!
Blossom: Head right back to your hellhole turf and find some shitty ghost to bust.
But: These pint-sized kaiju-killers pack a pulverizing punch!
Bubbles: We've got the skill to put you fallen rejects' namesakes in a bunch!
Blossom:
There's no way I can sugar-coat your fast-impending verbal smacking;
When our rhymes release, they'll pull you under like a Craig McKraken!
Plus, that undie gun you're packing doesn't frighten me one tittle;
In contrast to Mayor's snack troubles, you're sincerely in a pickle.
Buttercup:
When this Buttercup builds up her spicy flow, she won't let down;
Sure as love makes the world go 'round, there'll be no mercy for you clowns!
My mouth is like a can of Whoopass while I spit these mad tongue-twisters
At this Gangreen Gang-banged skank and her prediabetic sister!
Bubbles:
Everything nice may be on our list of primary ingredients,
But think twice if you'd try to freedom-beef with us, you deviants!
What's with your Daten dialect? I scarcely can distinguish;
Your gratuitous linguistics are confusing as Mo' Linguish!
Blo: Calling you rank harlots "angels" is an insult to the Bible.
Bub: You make Bartleby and Loki look like Gabriel and Michael!
PPGs: Powerpuff Girls Rule!
But: You'd best repent.
Bub: We hold the key to victory...
Blo: ...And See Through all our second set of wack Jap' doubles' trickery!
• Panty and Stocking: •
Panty: Yo, turn those buggy Keane eyes' full attention to our corner,
And get shown how shit goes down at Paradise and Hades' border!
Stocking: We outdo your tepid ventures just while sitting in the living room,
So sod off on some comet; that's the only tip I'm giving you!
P&S: Once these Daughters of Anarchy rev up our vocal engines,
We won't need our mother's help to stomp you freaks out with a vengeance!
S: We're the best!
P: The baddest angels ever dreamt up by Gainax!
S: Call us the Beat-Alls!
YOU ARE READING
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles SPECIAL: Panty and Stocking Vs. The Powerpuff Girls REMAKE
FanfictionVIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbI5vjFhIRY A from-scratch remake of an old matchup that I have never been satisfied with... until now!
