Do I get girls? No
Do I got game? Can't
Why not? Because let me introduce to you to my friend, the protagonist, who's essentially a chick-magnet.
I know crazy right, but trust me I can pull not when this dude is the pole to the girls south or to the...
Fauster: "DEREK HIT A THREE POINTER WITH YOUR EYES CLOSE, NO BALLS!!!!!"
He took that shit personally.
Derek: "AIGHT BET!!!"
Like a god on the court, dribbling like a first-class player, he broke through 2 players that was obstructing him but he took it to the next level by turning away from the hoop.
And backward shoot outside the ring and with a swish an audible swoosh of the ball landing in the hoop made the entire court silent.
Loud cheering soon came like tidal wave as the players shook Derek for the insane shot he took.
???: "H-How?"
Fauster: "The powers of No Balls is truly mysterious."
???: "W-What n-no I was asking on how he did that!"
Fauster: "Like I said No Balls brings out a man full potential in anything competitive or for the funnies."
I said sagely while scratching my imaginary beard like those old Chinese cultivation masters full of wisdom.
Fauster: "So do you believe me now?"
???: "...I-I guess so, nice to meet you?"
Fauster: "Call me Fauster, and don't worry your little smooth brain I'll make sure that you and Derek will be a couple by the end of this month."
???: "T-Thanks...Wait what did you s-"
Fauster: "Anyways, since I agreed to help you, may I have your name?"
???:
"...I-It's Sarah."
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With that I got an airhead scored for my friend, and seeing that lunatic in the distance smiling lovingly with those magenta orbs clearly display an unhealthy obsession towards the Ikemen.
She disgusts me.
While this girl Sarah is more suitable, plus her little obliviousness makes her fun to tease compared to Ava who'll glare me intensely.
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Fauster: "Alright little tip, Derek likes girl who are a little tall and has big boobs."
Sarah attentively nods to my words and even took notes in her little notepad every time I told her of Derek interest, while we made our way to the Cafeteria.
Fauster: "He's pretty dense so every little sign that you are giving him, even if it's blatantly clear you like him. He will, I repeat, not notice it one little bit."
Her hands paused taking notes and look up to me with a sad expression.
Sarah: "Then how do I get him to notice me then?"
Fauster: "Well that's simple, hang out with him until you get to know him better and make him warm up to you."
Before she could speak, I interrupt her.
Fauster: "But you are probably thinking that's just normal standard advice. That's it, the guy is simple."
Sarah: "Then what about that Pink hair girl? Isn't she like his girlfriend or something, she seems pretty close to him."
Fauster: "Don't be deterred right now, I will set up the stage where you'll have the time to date with Mister Perfect. Also Ava hasn't confess her feelings to him just yet."
Sarah: "Wait why?"
Fauster: "Because she's scared, she's uncertain of what outcome will be unravel when she finally does, it could affect their current relationship."
I open the door to the Cafeteria and hold the door for her.
Fauster: "So she decides to take the safe route."
Is it scummy to help a budding flower to steal the love from her rival, who is a Yandere?
For some it would be a yes but to me it would be a, Hell No.
I don't want my friend to have his life to be on edge every time his eyes dare lay on a girl passing by him.
So I would offer an option, that would change his fate but that would be up to him because right now, it's a race between these girls to see who's able to snatch the heart of the man they love.
Sarah: "A-Ah there he is."
In the distance, Derek was talking joyfully to Ava who's happily enjoying her time with her hands cupping her chin in a V-shape.
Heavy breathing came from the mess of person right next to me, probably from anxiety and nervousness.
So I put my hand on her shoulder to give her a little reassurance.
Fauster: "Don't worry, there is nothing to worry about, just get in there and seduce him."
My words may not be the best but it worked like a charm to calm the girl down, when she took a deep breathe before looking straight at a certain table with determination present in her eyes.
I nodded to her and she nodded back before going off on her own.
Fauster:
"I told you didn't I Ava, enjoy your time while you still can."
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