INSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823:
When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
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A/N: For all Chicago natives reading this, I hope no one gets shell-shocked at this.
"Aright, remember sex-birds, there are little girls in there." instructed Blitzø, nervously. "So we 'absolutely' can't be seen."
"Hmm... did seeing Midsummer Night's Dream change your view on scaring fair maidens outta their wits?" teased Moxxie.
"Midsummer's... what now?"
"You know damn-well, sir. That play I recommended to you four months ago?"
"OH... must've slept through." grinned Blitzø, causing Moxxie to seethe in offence. "Hey, how was I supposed to know scaring bitches back then was a death wish?"
"Do you really want me to answer that?" Moxxie then grinned getting a naughty idea. "Perhaps we could ask, Verosika?"
The boss imp gasped long and angry at that.
"Don't you DARE bring that wannabe succubus into this!" demanded Blitzø. "She may have forgiven me at that 'fuck me' party, but only little enough to know that!"
"Oh, alright boys, put a hell-hen's egg in it!" Millie quietly intervened with a shout. "Now let's not discuss politics on this one. Not all humans are full of secret nasties, but these girls surely are, so it's up to us to save Balin's world from them, the way he'd want us to! Now how would you propose that would be?"
"To get along?" the boys replied with flat sigh.
"Ding, ding, ding!" replied Millie in excitement.
"I suppose when your hoe's right, your hoe's right." Blitzø said, shaking Moxxie's hand.
"See Moxx? So now you're friends again, what's the plan boss?" Millie asked Blitzø with an evil grin on her face, before the boss gave one too.
A few minutes later...
The crowd was fancily talking to each other during the intermission, when all of a sudden...
KABOOM!
The entire theatre burst into flames and started collapsing, sending some of the audience members into flames and spewing blood & guts from out of the stage curtains.
One of the audience members got crushed by a strong-bearing wood, splashing blood from his head onto a recital critic's face.
"AAH! The criticism! It speaks!" the critic screamed in drama.
Right next to the burning theatre, were the imps with traces of gunpowder leading to the scene of the crime as it exploded to the ground.
M&M had shocked expressions on their faces before facing Blitzø sternly.
"Yeah. Moxxie wins this one." muttered Millie.
"Are you fucking kidding me, sir?!" Moxx whispered in an angry shouting tone.
