Pengi: ili I have for you!🎶
Philip: It's only been 3 days *Side eye* You know you can just say it and not sing it?, We are not in a musical
Pengi: Kill joy *Eye roll* and do the dare!!!
Philip: Fine,what's the dare?
Pengi: You are going to say pick-up lines to the other southeast asians!
Philip: If i go limp, I'm going to end you
Pengi: That has two meanings......
Philip: I'm just going to freestyle or you'll give me a line?
Pengi: freestyle it! i want to see the outcome, Oh and your brothers are NOT going to be here so good luck!
Philip: I swear-
Pengi: But don't worry your- MHP!!
Philip: *covers pengi's mouth* shh!
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎⋆MALAYSIA⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
Philip: Hey malay!, Are you religious?
Malay: Yeah,i am a bit religious, Why?
Philip: 'Cause you're the answer to all my prayers~
Malay:..... *Blushing slightly even tho it's cheesy*
Philip: *Kissed his cheek and left*
𝙵𝚊𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖
Pengi: awh that's sweet!
My friend: What if philip got carried to a room?
Pengi: Delulu is not the solulu!
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎⋆ INDONESIA⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
Philip:Hey!
Indo: hello philip!!
Philip: I forgot your name, can i call you mine?
Indo: Really?
Philip: Nope
Indo: awh :( *sad face*
Philip: sorry... *kissed his forehead as a sorry and left*
My friend: Ooh ouch!
Pengi: Don't worry he'll get his pay back later..
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆☽︎ SINGAPORE⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
Philip:You must be a theif because you stole my heart!
Singapore: Well i will steal more that-
Pengi: *Plays "woop woop that's the sound of the police"*
My friend: you need to go to therapy-
Pengi: and you need to stop playing with your life
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎Brunei⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
Philip: Kiss me if im wrong, but isnt your name... Batangas?
Brunei: Nope its brunei ton-ton♡︎, *gives a peck on his lips*
My friend: YoU aRe My EvErYtHiNg🎶
Pengi:shut up you sound like a dying goat-
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎Timor-leste⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
Philip: Y'know You give me cavites?
Timor: Why?! Im sorry!
Philip: Cause your very sweet...
My friend: Awh the way timor sounded conserned for philip is so cute 🥹
Pengi: I know right!
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ Thailand⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
Philip:Well, I'm here! what are your other two wishes?
Thailand: Ill show you~ *Carries philip to his room*
My friend: Welp, His brother is going home in two days right?
Pengi: yup and hopefully philip can walk when he comes back
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎Vietnam⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
Philip:Hi,have i seen you before?
Vietnam: we literally live in the same house-
Philip: Oh right i remember now!, in my dreams, i see you in my dreams
Vietnam: ok thats actually sweet
philip: *Kissed his cheek as an thank you and left*
Pengi: You speed dial martial, i see an jealouse boy!
My friend: dont worry about him, he will go rough on them..
Pengi: GIRL-
My friend: I mean be rough beating them up, you dumbass dirtyminded woman
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎LAOS⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
PHILIP: Hey laos!
Laos: Yeah?
Philip: Are you spanish?
Laos: No.., Why?
Philip: Because you conquered my heart~
Laos: .......
Pengi: The lao was to stunded to speak
My friend: Ok i got martials number on speed dial,
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎CAMBODIA⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
Philip: Are you a fish?
Cambodia: Are you high?
Philip: because you isda one for me
Cambodia: what? I dont understand
Pengi: I told him to use english!
My friend: Oh shit yk whos next?
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎MYANMAR⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
Philip: Hey myan!
Myan:.....
Philip: You look cold want to use me as a blanket?
Myan:.... *Carries philip to his room*
My friend: I bet their going to be there a while-
Pengi: Ill just make his room sound proof so they dont disturb anyone
⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎
HII! hope yall enjoyed this chapter! i was going to post it yesterday but i was at robinsons
Ishin_anonymous im making your request now!
