5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1.) Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry on a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2.) Forgive your enemy BUT rememeber that bastard's name.
3.) Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4.) Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5.) Alcohol does not solve your problems but neither does milk.
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