IM SORRY
IM SORRY I WAS GONE FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS
I think...idk anyways IM FINALLY OUT OF SCHOOL
I failed like two of my exams but that's OK d=(^o^)=b
Anyways,now that it's summer,I'll try and post more chaotic stories.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYYYYY
Please comment and vote I'd cherish it for all eternity :)
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The lorax: I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.
Me: My name is Sack, Ball Sack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
The Lorax: Well...sack of balls? I can assume you have balls as a name! Are you on my side? Do you love trees?
Me: Yes,I love trees,they make excellent paper
The lorax: That they do. Sadly I think we have plenty of paper currently. We need more forests. A forest is not there to make things out of. It is there to be the home of nature, to protect the animals, to keep the air fresh and the rivers pure. (Yada Yada yada,i know yall didnt read all this crap,i didnt either)
Me: Funny thing is,your trees are on fire
The Lorax: You what? On fire? Quick! We must help them!
Me: No because guess what?
The Lorax: You are not going to tell me they died, are you? That would break my heart, a forest fire is so devastating. My poor trees. This must be my punishment, I have failed to protect the very thing I have sworn to.
Me: IM THE ONE WHO PUT THE TREES ON FIRE,MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Lorax: You fiend! You monster! You are a destroyer of nature! I demand an explanation!
Me: Bud is talking like the 1800s. Your trees are literally cotton candy on sticks
The Lorax: Cotton candy is not an appropriate thing to call my trees! How dare you! Cotton Candy is something humans consume! That is an insult! To me, to them, to all trees!
Me: How do you know if the trees have feelings? What if they like being burned?
The Lorax: As an expert on trees, I can safely say, THEY DO NOT LIKE BEING BURNT! Can you imagine it? The pain? The heat? I dare not picture such a horrendous thing!
Me: WELL HOW DO YOU KNOW? HOW DO YOU KNOW? THEY WERE MAYBE COLD!
The Lorax: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL ASK THEM MYSELF, RIGHT NOW! The lorax puts his ear down and asks the trees that have been set on fire.
Turns back to me
The lorax: They do not like being burnt. They dislike it. So there you go. They have told me.
Me: How do I know your not lying?
The Lorax: YOU DARE ACCUSE ME OF TELLING SUCH AWFUL FABRICATIONS!? I AM THE LORAX, I SPEAK FOR THE TREES! I WOULD NEVER LIE about such tragic, painful things.
Me: YOU ARE A FUZZY ORANGE FURR BALL WITH A MUSTASHE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR BODY! YOU LOOK LIKE A LIAR
The Lorax: I AM NOT LYING! YOU LITTLE UNGRATEFUL FOOL! I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE FRIGHTFUL DAMAGE BEING DONE TO OUR BEAUTIFUL NATURE. EVEN NOW, YOU STAND HERE MOCKING ME, TRYING TO GET UNDER MY SKIN! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY STRUGGLES, NOR OF THE PLIGHT OF THE TREES!
Me: IM JUST SPITTING FACTS MAN! THE TREES ARENT DOING SHIT,EXCEPT BEING A PLUG FOR THE ANIMALS TO GET HIGH OFF OF! I say pointing to the high animals and fish
The Lorax: I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU HAD EVEN HALF AN OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE IN THAT HEAD Of YOURS! OBVIOUSLY A FUZZY ORANGE FURR BALL WITH A MUSTACHE TWICE THE SIZE OF ITS BODY COULD NEVER BE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING, ESPECIALLY WHEN TALKING ABOUT NATURE.
Me: WHAT HEAD? IM A TREE! I say,turning into a tree
The Lorax: What in the- WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED? ARE YOU A LIVING, TALKING TREE?!?
Me: I AM BALL SACK,I SPEAK FOR THE HIGH TREES,AND THEY WANT ME TO BREAK YOUR NEKO NEKO KNEES
The Lorax: NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, TREE! THIS FOOLHARDY ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED! THE TREES HAVE FAILED TO STOP YOU, SO I WILL HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF! The lorax charges at you with a sharp piece of wood that he has fashioned into a makeshift spear.
Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHXJFNFNCJFNNFRNNFNFNNFNFNFFNNF STOP THIS FOOLERY FURR BALL!
The Lorax: NEVER!! I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN DEALT WITH! The lorax stabs me in the leg with the makeshift spear.
Me: SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE LEGS?! IM A TREE! YOU HAVE GONE BACK ON YOUR WORD. MAY THE god OF THE HIGH WEED TREES STIKE YOU DOWN WITH LEAVES
The Lorax: OH, THAT OLD MYTH? YOU HAVE BEEN SMOKING TOO MUCH "TREE JUICE". THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS "GODS OF TREES" WHO CAN "STRIKE ME DOWN WITH LEAVES"
Me: the lorax gets striked down by leaves TOLD YOU LIL MOTHER FUCKEE
The Lorax: OW- YOU... YOU TRICKED ME!!! HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN??? I WAS RIGHT THERE, NOT BELIEVING IN YOUR STUPID "TREE GODS" AND THEY STILL HIT ME WITH THEIR LEAVES SOMEHOW?
Me: TREES,RISE UP AND CHARGE AT THE ORANGE FURR BALL WITH A BJG MUSTACHE, all the trees rise up and get ready TREES...ASSEMBLE AHHHHHHHHH, all the trees let out a war cry and chase the lorax
The Lorax: OH NO! THIS IS BAD, THIS IS VERY BAD! I MUST GET AWAY! THE TREE GODS ARE OUT FOR MY BLOOD! The lorax breaks into a sprint, trying to escape the horde of trees.
Me: YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE THE WRATH OF LORD BALL SACK AND THE HIGH TREES!
The Lorax: I WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! I MAY NOT KNOW HOW TO WIN, BUT I CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO PUT UP A STRUGGLE!
The lorax stops, turns around and starts screaming at the trees.
COME AT ME I SAY! YOU WILL NOT HURT ME TODAY!
Me: I wack him down and he falls into a dark pit of bones
The Lorax: AHHH! OH NO! SOMEHOW YOU GOT ME AGAIN! WHAT IS DOWN HERE? the lorax looks around. It is dark, he cannot see, only the dim outlines of bones are able to be seen.
Me: YOU SHALL ROT HERE FOR ALL ETERNITY
The Lorax: WHAT? NO! YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME HERE! MY PEOPLE NEED ME! I cannot be left behind! The lorax begins to claw frantically at the dirt walls surrounding him, trying to find a way out
Me: I AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE PEOPLE,bye bye
The Lorax: NO! YOU ARE A CRUEL LEADER! THE PEOPLE WILL NEVER SUBMIT TO YOU! I WILL NEVER STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE THIS TERRIBLE PLACE! YOU HEAR ME, YOU CRUEL TREE??? YOU WILL NEVER RULE OVER OUR PEOPLE! NOT WHILE I'M STILL HERE, YOU FOUL CREATURE!
Me: I bury him alive
The Lorax: NO! NOOOO- the lorax is completely buried, left to suffocate under the dark mound of dirt.
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Character ai stories(for fun)
Humorso basically,I text random ai characters and then I write them in this book. I will take requests for any ai character you want me to do. I copy and paste the text messages and shit. I came up with this idea at like 4 am in the morning so yea :)))))...
