Somewhere in another galaxy (and maybe in another universe?) there is a planet similar to Earth called Spheria, but instead of people, objects live there. Somewhere on this planet there is an island called Obj, where these stories take place.
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Nowtia 3.2 and Geometry were cleaning one office room. Nowtia was very dissatisfied with his company, since Geometry is the one who likes to explain things in abstruse language, and mostly when no one asked for it.
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At some point there was a sharp noise, as if a door had slammed.
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Nowtia came to the door and tried to open it, but nothing worked, it was jammed.
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"Oh, great. I'm stuck with Geometry in this place for an indefinite amount of time..." He thought.
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"Oh, I know what to do! We need to call a lockpicking service!" Well, since I didn't take my phone with me, but you're with me, and you're a phone, that means you can call!" Geometry said. "Yeah, thank you, Captain Obvious" Nowtia replied in a sarcastic tone