(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Unhappy campers

Millie: MOX! MOX! You'll never believe it! They want me to perform on stage tonight for the local news! Those videos have made me some kind of human celebrity!

Moxxie at this point has had enough and vents out her anger towards her own wife.

Moxxie: All week it's been "Oh look at Millerd! Isn't HE great?" "Oh look how talented Millerd is!" We have a job to do and you're off dancing for views! Why does it matter SO MUCH how these yokels feel about you?

Millie has lost any form of shine and was now disappointed and upset that Moxxie wasn't being happy for her.

Millie: It doesn't. It matters how I feel about myself. And for once I feel like... (tears up) like I'm important. Like I'm someone to be proud of...And I had hoped that my wife would be there to support me half as much as I've supported her this week!

Millie turns around with her back facing her wife Moxxie who now felt guilty about snapping at het wife.

Moxxie: Millie I didn't mean-

Millie: SAVE IT, MOX!

From a nearby bush Eddie and Collin watch the drama unfold with venom eating a bucket of popcorn.

Millie You could have finished that job any time if you had just listen to me but you wanted to do thing your way. So fine finish the job go home if you want to. But I'm gonna have my moment WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!

Millie throws the pamphlet away and stomps off leaving a guilty moxxie behind who may have just jeopardized her relationship.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs…

The scene cuts back to Blitza still searching for her sister. After week endless searching she has finally come to a demon imp who was told to be selling access to the human world and catches him by the throat. She shoves the dealer against the wall.

Dealer: It's here lady I swear!

Blitza takes out her signature pistol and puts it under his chim.

Blitza: Open it…

The dealer did what he was told and takes out an asmodean crystal a crystal that grants access to the living world. Blitza was surprised that such a thing existed in the black market. The dealer shoots a beam behind Blitza and a crystal mirror portal opens up for Blitza to the human world.

Blitza: Thanks chump.

Blitza throws the dealer into a dumpster before entering the portal. On the other side Blitza lands into the human world, unaware that she had just landed in Camp Ivannakummore. She checks around before disappearing into the bushes.

Behind the scene of a stage Millie was looking at the crowd with anxiety.

Lifeguard: You ready to go on champ?

Millie: I guess…?

Lifeguard: Good now get out there and put Camp Ivannakummore on the map!

The crowd cheers grew louder making Millie even more nervous. She goes on stage and puts on a smile. Eddie and Collin watch with concern but moxxie was nowhere to be seen. She frowns but before she plays her song moxxie's voice rings out and she runs on stage in her disguise.

Moxxie: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Are you ready for a SHOOOOOW?!?

The boos from the crowd answer her question.

Girl: GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE!

Girl: KILL YOURSELF NERD!

Moxxie: I am very proud to introduce to you Someone with abilities never before seen on this earth. Someone with the raw athletic skill of an Olympian. The voice of an angel.The acrobatic technique of an indentured 12 year old Russian ballerina.