Millie: ♫ Every day! ♫
♫ As I walk around camp! ♫
♫ All of these girls! ♫
♫ Follow me around! ♫
♫ I don't know why ♫
♫ Or what could it be? ♫
Camper: Hey Millerd! HAH! Will you take a selfie with me?!
Millie: ♫ Ah wa oh! I'm regular Joe. ♫
♫ Ah wa oh! I want the world to know. ♫
♫ Ah wa oh! I'm simple and plain. ♫
♫ Why do all these girls ♫
♫ Keep screaming my name? ♫
Campers: Millerd! Millerd! Millerd! Millerd, I love you!!!
Millie: ♫ I'm so ordinary. ♫
♫ Just a common dude. ♫
♫ But, they're all up in my DMs ♫
♫ They keep sending me nudes. ♫
♫ I'm nothing special. ♫
♫ I'll tell you it's true. ♫
Camper: But Millerd! Over here! I baked a cake for you!
Millie: ♫ Ah wa oh! I'm regular Joe. ♫
♫ Ah wa oh! I want the world to know. ♫
♫ Ah wa oh! I'm simple and plain. ♫
♫ I wish all these girls. ♫
♫ Would stop screaming my name. ♫
The girls scream Millie's male name as her song ends. It then switches the moxxie who was still upset about being upstaged and having not found their target yet.
Millie: Ooh Moxxie! That was so fun! No wonder you sing all the time!
Moxxie: Not exactly low profile…
Millie: I know... but it's kinda nice having people cheer for me for once ya know? Instead of SCREAMING in PAIN and HORROR!
Moxxie: Don't forget what we're here to do Millie.
Millie: I haven't. I'm just waitin' until you're ready…Have you been able to eliminate any suspects?
Moxxie: No of course not. I can't get anything from anyone because they're too busy swooning over you.
Millie: If you want we can go off the guy right now!
Millie heads towards the cabin
Millie: I think he's alone in the cabin-
Moxxie realises what Millie was going to do and pulls her back.
Moxxie: No! I have to do this right.
Millie: I'll tell you what…Why don't you try winning them over with something you're good at like I did? How about your music? I can even help you since they already love me.
Moxxie: Yeah... YEAH! That just might work.
Moxxie and Millie sit next to a campfire with other campers.
Millie: Ya'll wanna hear a song?!
Crowd: Yeeeah!
Millie: Alright! I know you all like me, but Moxxine is the real deal y'all. Let heeeeer tell ya all about it! Mox!
Moxxie: Thank you.
Moxxie begins to sing a song that's horrible compared to Millie's.
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