(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Unhappy campers

Agony looks at carnage.

Agony: Does your host always act like this?

Carnage: Yep gets drunk all day every day.

The scene comes back to Blitza's office and after much searching she was still searching for her sisters contacts. She checks Barbie's social media profile where she hasn't updated her profile in years.

Blitza: Why the fuck wouldn't she tell you where she was going?I mean did you even ask-

Blitza's phone receives a call.

Blitza: Wait hold on I'm getting another call........Hellooooooo? Oh good! Did you find-Really where? Thanks and I promise if we ever get a contract on your children we'll make it quick and painless byeee! 

Blitza puts her phone down and runs out the office and races past the others who were looking at a board that moxxie had put up.

Millie: Mox... Are you sure this isn't a little... much?

Moxxie: It's my first lead, Mills it has to be...perfect.

Collin: Shits gonna the fan isn't it?

Eddie: Probably.

Moxxie: Now in front of you all you'll find a comprehensive guide to your cover persona. Memorize it we've got a lot of work to do.

The scene cuts to a summer camp called camp ivannakummore where children and teens can be seen laughing and playing. Moxxie, Eddie Collin and Millie hide in a bush in their disguises. Moxxie is dressed as a human girl while Millie is dressed as a human boy. Collin was dressed as a small child and Eddie was in his regular attire.

Moxxie: Okay Millie one last time for safety. I'm Moxxine the hottest, most popular girl at my school and you are?

Millie: Your brother Millerd I like sports and fuckin' bitches!

Collin: And I'm just a widdle baby boy.

Eddie: I think this is fucking stupid and unnecessary.

Moxxie: Hm you know these kids are a bit younger than I was expecting maybe lose that last part.

Millie: Check!

Collin: Will you be my daddy? (I feel so fucking stupid!)

Venom: Sure just let me get the milk first.

Moxxie: Alright I think we are ready.

Millie notices something up ahead.

Millie: Hey Mox!

The scene cuts to the cabins where an individual wearing a coat was carrying a large sack over his back. He checks his surroundings to see if the coast was clear and then sneakily tiptoes to the bushes.

Millie: Check out that shady looking fella over there. I think that's our guy.

Moxxie: Ahem Millie... I hardly think pointing out the first guy you see is the proper way to conduct a-

Millie picks up a pair of binoculars and looks at the man. Eddie uses his phones camera to zoom in on him getting a good view of the drill in his hands and the batch of drugs visible in the bag when he almost drops the bag.

Millie: No that's definitely him. That bag's full of money and drugs and what looks like a drill one would use to poke holes in a boat.

Eddie: An open and shut case if I ever saw one.

Moxxie: But-but that's all circumstantial at best! We need to methodically eliminate all suspects until we can be sure.

Venom: Can I just kill him already and get this over with?