(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

Unhappy campers

Client: I was out on the lake when my boat started to sink. Someone had drilled holes in it. The counselors are the only ones with keys to the boathouse and they're the only ones who knew I couldn't swim it had to be them.

While Millie was smiling Moxxie was more skeptical.

Eddie: That narrows down our possible target at least.

Moxxie: Hmm we don't typically do investigations. I'll have to check with the boss.

Moxxie moves around the desk behind Millie and stops at the office door before opening it calling out to Blitza.

Moxxie: Uh pardon moi ma'am.

Moxxie sees Blitza checking her contacts she was so preoccupied that she didn't look up to Moxxie as she focuses on her search.

Blitza: Not now Mox.

Moxxie: Ma'am there's a client that needs us to investigate his death and we don't usually-

Blitza: No tiiiime!

Moxxie: But ma'am we really need the cashflow and I was thinking maybe-

Blitza: What part of NO. FUCKING. TIIIIIIIME. do you not understand? Just handle it yourself.

Moxxie was taken back by blitza's remark.

Moxxie: You want me to lead on a hit?

Blitza: I swear on all that is evil Mox! If you aren't out of my office in negative three seconds-

Moxxie: Youuu GOT IT ma'am!

Moxxie quickly closes the door behind her not wanting to piss off her boss. Her face was full of excitement she was so excited about this job her small little iris in her pupils expands out with stars gleaming in a bright shine. The scene switches back to the client, Eddie Collin and Millie as Moxxie returns with new confidence and leans against the desk.

Moxxie: We'll take the case! And I'll be handling this investigation, personally.

Collin: You are?

Venom: That's a first.

Millie: Honey are you sure? What about Blitza?

Moxxie: Honey honey please. Blitza put me in charge this time.

Millie: She did?!

Moxxie was suspicious of her wifes suprise causing Millie to quickly replace it with joy.

Millie: Oh! I mean she...she did!

Moxxie: Right and this is going to be the cleanest most well-prepped  most surgical hit we've ever had! Don't worry sir we'll find your killer and give him what's coming to him....And or her... Or they...

Millie: Hold on y'all.... aren't we missing someone?

Moxxie: We are?

Everyone looks at eachother before realising Y/N was nowhere to be seen.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs your right! Where is Y/N?

Eddie: Collin do you know where he is?

Collin: Urmmmm no exactly no. He did say he was going to the bar and then to Octavia's place. I haven't seen him since yesterday god knows what he could be doing.

Meanwhile with a fed up Octavia and an incredibly wasted Y/N.......