One midnight, a drunk husband knocked at the door!
Husband: (knocking on the door)
Wife: (With angry voice) Go back where you came from!!!
Husband: Open the door or i will throw myself to the swimming pool!
Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself!!! Do you think i care???
So, the husband hide himself in the dark part of the gate and waited for 2 minutes, took a big stone and threw it to the swimming pool... Scheweeeeww!!!!
Wife heard the splash and opened the door and ran towards the swimming pool. The husband sneaked into the house then locked the door.
Wife: Open the door or i will shout!!!
Husband: Shout, till neighbors come and tell them where you came from in the middle of the night wearing only underwear!!!
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Dian
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